[Abba inspired playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/e90a6aa5-213d-4e99-94a7-fc9d92a71b40] [Intro] (A E F#m D) Ooo-wa-wa-ooo, Ooo-wa-wa-ooo [Verse 1] (A E F#m D) Greasy burger roadside stand Thought I had an iron stomach man Fries were great, shake was thick Thirty minutes later, uh-oh, quick Started sweating, stomach flips Gravity losing all its grip Tried to make it down the hall Timing wasn’t great at all [Pre-Chorus] (Bm E) Why do these things always strike Right when everything feels fine Ooo-wa-wa-ooo [Chorus] (A E F#m D) Oh no, I shit my pants again Why, why, tell me when will it end? Every time I think I’m fine Trouble comes right down the line Oh no, I got the shits again Running faster than I’ve ever been Why does fate keep testing me With this gastro tragedy? Ooo-wa-wa-ooo, Ooo-wa-wa-ooo [Verse 2] (A E F#m D) Stomach flu on Sunday night Thought I’d finally won the fight Soup and crackers tried to chew Big mistake at quarter to two Then the rumble starts to grow Like a warning from below Every step a risky chance Praying hard for elastic pants [Pre-Chorus] (Bm E) Why’s my luck always the same? Every weekend, same old game Ooo-wa-wa-ooo [Chorus] (A E F#m D) Oh no, I shit my pants again Why, why, here we go my friend Every little stomach breeze Turns into emergencies Oh no, I got the shits again Running like a marathon man Every door I try to find Better hope it’s not occupied Ooo-wa-wa-ooo, Ooo-wa-wa-ooo [Bridge] (F#m C#m D E) [Dramatic pause, melodic piano bridge with rising strings] Too much gravy, nerves, bad luck Gas station chili from a rusty truck Maybe someday I will learn Toast and ginger ale my turn [Guitar and Piano Solo] [Bright, rhythmic piano solo with melodic 70s guitar licks] [Final Chorus] [Modulation to B Major, high energy, stacked harmonies] (B F# G#m E) Oh no, I shit my pants again Why, why, tell me when will it end? Every time I think I’m free Fate comes laughing back at me Oh no, I got the shits again Running like a frightened hen Every stomach tragedy Turns to disco comedy Ooo-wa-wa-ooo, Ooo-wa-wa-ooo [Outro] [Slow fade with shimmering piano and fading harmonies] (B F# G#m E) Gastro tragedy... Ooo-wa-wa-ooo [End]
