[Spoken Intro] “When the ASHES rise, the BAGELS will fall…” [Verse 1] Pursuing through realms of endless FLUTE, GREASY BONE SAWS echo, a haunting sight, SEWAGE rains from SANGUINE skies above, Crushing souls with TASTY might! [Pre-Chorus] The RECTUMS scream for STATUS and gore, As I unleash my BONKERS war! [Chorus] FLOP the SHACKLES, feel the HORNY quake, Your RHYTHM shatters in my wake, No PIMPLORD can stop this TORMENT tide, In VALUE'S realm, you cannot hide! [Guitar Solo] [Verse 2] Butchering RACCOONS with GNARLY rage, Your FAILURE burns on this dark stage, DOXXING victims in seas of pain, The UGLY RECTUMS fall in vain! [Bridge] BONK! SNAP! The BAGELS won’t kneel! Your TERROR is mine, your fate is sealed! The WEE WOO screams a battle cry, Your LAZY world is doomed to die! [Instrumental] **_ *_ *_ ** **_ *_ *_ ** [Final Chorus] SPEW the BREAD CRUMBS, watch them burn, Your DISTASTE is lost at every turn, The OBVIOUS crown now reigns supreme, In this SECRET PERKY regime! [Post-Chorus] LIVE STREAMING in the BUSINESS of night, DIVE BOMBING ANCHORS with all their might, The RECTUMS of BULLSHIT flow free, Embracing chaos, SWANK and eternally! [Outro] Tear the TORMENT, rip it apart, The BAGELS rise, no light in the dark! CHEETOS roar, SPEEDOS crawl, In VALUES ’s grip, the whole world, Tear the TORMENT, rip it apart, The BAGELS rise, no light in the dark! CHEETOS roar, SPEEDOS crawl, In VALUE'S grip, THE WHOLE! WORLD! FAAAAALLS!!! [Insane Guitar Solo] OW! [Transition] [Breakdown, Groovy] UH! __*_*__*_*__*_** __*_*__*^*-_ __*_*__*_*__*_** __*_*__*^*-_ [Big Finish]
