[Verse] It's clear to me, you know what you're doing It's on purpose, I've got no doubt Since every time you use my bathroom, Crazy laughs I'll hear you shout When you're in public, this never happens This can't be going on at school That must mean you're only doing it so you can play me just like a fool! [Chorus] STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB, DYLAN My lord, this kid's so damn unkind STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB, DYLAN If this keeps up, imma lose my mind It happens far too much, for this to be a mistake Honestly, I don't know how much more that I can take! [Verse] Dylan, I need you to quit dropping hot logs all up in the tub (in the tub) Every single day I've got to give that damn bathroom another scrub! (another scrub) I wake up just to find that you've left me another "Shower Surprise" If I find just one more I swear That I'm gouging out my eyes!!!!! [Bridge] Dylan, what's your deal Just use the toilet like you should!!!! I'm at my wits end ,and I'd trade you I'm at my wits end ,and I'd trade you for another child, If I could!!!!!!!!!!!! [Chorus] STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB, DYLAN My lord, this kid's so damn unkind STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB, DYLAN If this keeps up, imma lose my mind It happens far too much, for this to be a mistake Honestly, I don't know how much more that I can take! YEAH!! [instrumental] [Outro] I should have never let you have a drink of all of that radioactive waste But I got tired of you begging for a sip Just because you said you liked the taste! And Now you have internal organ damage From your stomach down to your rump Which is absolutely no excuse For using the tub to take a nasty little dump!!!!! Sure, some will call me the "Bad Guy" That what I've done is oh so mean Said that you should be taken, that's fine, as long as my tub's nice and clean!!!!!!! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB! STOP POOPIN IN THE TUB!