Let Me Introduce Myself

[Intro — distorted guitar, feedback, heartbeat, crowd noise] [WHISPER] You don't know me yet... But you will. New digs. New name. New tagline. Same fucking insanity. [SCREAM] LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF! [VERSE 1 — METAL with a hint of rap] Many came before me, Many will come after, But I'm the real deal— The fucking headliner disaster. Not the one you heard about, Not the one you think you know, I'm the one who kicks the door in Then asks, "Where the hell's the show?" Real Slim Shady attitude, Freak on a Leash inside, Five Finger fury in my veins, EPIC with the volume high! Every. Player. Is. Crazy. E.P.I.C.! You thought crazy was a warning? Nah— Around here it's fucking mandatory. [PRE-CHORUS] "What's wrong with that motherfucker?" Everything! "Is he sane?" Absolutely not! "Does he have a plan?" Probably! "Should we be worried?" Too fucking late! [CHORUS — HUGE METAL BREAKDOWN] LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF! I'm the name you haven't learned, I'm the fire that's about to burn! NEW DIGS! NEW NAME! NEW TAGLINE! But underneath it all— WE'RE STILL THE SAME! Welcome to the club, Grab a drink at nine! Until then... WE KILL EVERYTHING BUT FATHER TIME! HEY! HEY! HEY! [VERSE 2 — NOVA / EPIC] There's a queen sitting on the throne— NOVA! She was there before the storm, Watching kingdoms rise and fall, Holding court while others Thought they had it all. Then she got side-stepped. Wrong move. Because when they pushed her to the side, They didn't make her disappear— THEY MADE ROOM FOR EPIC. Now the queen and the crazy Are standing side by side, A team-up from the ages— NOW WATCH THE FUCKING TIDE! One brings the crown, One brings the chaos, Put them together— GOOD FUCKING LUCK. [PRE-CHORUS — BUILD] You thought the story was over? NO! You thought the throne was safe? NO! You thought pushing us aside Would make us disappear? HELL FUCKING NO! Because sometimes... Getting pushed out Is exactly how legends GET IN. [CHORUS — HEAVY] LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF! You don't know me— BUT YOU WILL! New digs! New name! New fucking game! NOVA'S THE QUEEN! EPIC'S THE SCENE! And together we're bringing The craziest you've ever seen! Welcome to the club, Free drinks at nine! Until then... LET'S KILL 'EM ALL! THAT'S THE FUCKING STAGE! [VERSE 3 — FAST & HARD METAL] Many have tried it, Many have failed, Many built kingdoms That eventually derailed. But this isn't about A crown or a name— It's about who shows up When they step in the game. Two leaders make a whole, Two forces collide, One queen on the throne With EPIC at her side. A team-up from the ages, A partnership forged— EPIC SUICIDE SQUAD JUST KICKED DOWN THE DOOR! We don't need permission. We don't need approval. We don't ask politely When it's time for removal. You wanted a statement? HERE'S YOUR STATEMENT. You wanted to know Who the fuck just arrived? WE DID. [BREAKDOWN — HALF-TIME] E. P. I. C. EVERY PLAYER IS CRAZY! BOOM. S. U. I. C. I. D. E. SQUAD! BOOM. EPIC SUICIDE SQUAD! WE'RE HERE! EPIC SUICIDE SQUAD! MAKE IT CLEAR! [BRIDGE — DARK / MENACING] Tremble where we walk. Cower where we roam. You built your little kingdom— NOW WATCH US TAKE IT HOME. The queen was sitting. The queen was waiting. The queen got pushed aside— SO EPIC JOINED THE FUCKING STAGE! [Now the lights go down. The guitars scream. The drums start pounding. And everybody realizes...] THIS ISN'T A NEW TEAM. THIS IS A FUCKING PROBLEM. [FINAL CHORUS — EPIC] LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF! I'M THE REAL FUCKING DEAL! Many came before me, Many will come after— BUT NONE OF THEM ARE THIS FUCKING CRAZY! NEW DIGS! NEW NAME! NEW TAGLINE! WE ALL ARE THE SAME! NOVA on the throne! EPIC by her side! EPIC SUICIDE SQUAD IS ALONG FOR THE RIDE! Free drinks at nine! Until then... LET'S KILL 'EM ALL! THAT'S THE FUCKING STAGE! [FINAL BREAKDOWN] WHO ARE WE? E.P.I.C.! EVERY PLAYER IS CRAZY! WHO'S THE QUEEN? NOVA! WHO'S IN THE SQUAD? EPIC SUICIDE SQUAD! WHY ARE WE HERE? TO MAKE OUR MARK! WHY ARE WE HERE? TO LIGHT THE DARK! WHY ARE WE HERE? TO CHANGE THE GAME! WHY ARE WE HERE? REMEMBER THE NAME! [OUTRO — QUIET → EXPLOSION] [Guitar fades. One heartbeat.] You still don't know me? [pause] That's okay. I JUST INTRODUCED MYSELF. New digs. New name. New tagline. Same crazy. Same fire. Same fucking family. [Massive riff] NOVA! EPIC! EPIC SUICIDE SQUAD! WE'RE HERE TO MAKE OUR MARK! [FINAL SCREAM] LET'S KILL 'EM ALL! THAT'S THE FUCKING STAGE!