[Intro] You saw it where? TikTok. Of course you did. [Instrumental Hit] [Verse 1] You watched a thirty-second clip. Now somehow you're equipped To tell me every expert missed The thing some stranger just discovered. You don't know his fucking name. You can't explain a single claim. But seventeen thousand people liked it... So I guess we're all recovered. [Pre-Chorus] I'm trying hard to follow. I'm trying to be fair. But every answer that you give me Puts us further from somewhere. We started somewhere reasonable. How the fuck'd we end up here? [Chorus] WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE? You started with the weather. Now the government controls your beer. Your cousin knows a guy Who heard the truth from an engineer. I'm trying really fucking hard, man... WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE? [Instrumental] [Verse 2] You read a meme at 2 A.M. And didn't check the source again. Now everybody else is sheep Because they haven't seen your screenshot. You say, "Do your own research, bro." I ask you where. You say, "You know." No. I really fucking don't. That's why I asked you what you've got. [Pre-Chorus] You keep connecting dots That aren't remotely fucking near. You've drawn a fucking unicorn. You're telling me it's clear. I came here for a conversation. Now I'm questioning my ears. [Chorus] WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE? You started with your taxes. Now the moon is somehow fake this year. You heard it on a podcast From a dude who sells survival gear. I'm trying really fucking hard, man... WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE? [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] You bought a gadget off the web. It "pulls the toxins" from your bed. The proof's a lady pointing at A graph that doesn't have an axis. You paid ninety bucks for two. There's a discount code for you. And somehow asking how it works Means I'm the one who doesn't grasp it. [Pre-Chorus] Maybe I'm just difficult. Maybe you're a fucking seer. Maybe common sense packed up its shit And quietly disappeared. But before I lose another hour Of the little time I've got here... [Chorus] WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE? You started with a mattress. Now the frequencies are feeding off your fear. Your source is "Trust me, brother." And a website selling crystals by the sphere. I'm trying really fucking hard, man... WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE? [Instrumental Build] [Bridge] Maybe I'm the asshole. Maybe I'm confused. Maybe facts are now determined By the number of your views. Maybe gravity is optional If enough people subscribe. Maybe "somebody told somebody" Is a source we shouldn't question twice. Maybe every batshit theory Deserves an open-minded ear. Maybe— [Instrumental Stop] No. [Beat] WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE? [Instrumental Explosion] [Final Chorus] WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE? We started somewhere normal. Now there's fucking lizard people in the mirror. You can't tell me who said what. You just know somebody made it sound sincere. And every time I ask for evidence, The evidence just disappears. I have tried to understand you. I have listened loud and clear. But I still have one small question... And I need an answer here. [Instrumental Stop] WHAT. ARE WE. EVEN. TALKING ABOUT HERE? [Instrumental Hit] [Outro] You saw another video? Don't. Just... Don't.
