[Intro] [Verse 1] Candy-coated carnage on my screen again, Snowfall dripping like a toxin in my brain. Perfect lovers meeting in a small-town blizzard, I binge another one — feel the frostbite in my liver! [Pre-Chorus] Sentimental sickness! My pulse begins to race! Hallmark hallucinations clawing at my face! [Chorus] I’M ADDICTED! To romantic Christmas lies! WRECKED AND TWISTED! By warm clichés and twinkling lights! Bring the thunder, bring the cheer — I WANT ANOTHER CHEESY PREMIERE! I raise my horns to all this fluff — CAN’T GET ENOUGH! CAN’T GET ENOUGH! [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse 2] City girl returns to find her hometown flame, Predictable as death but I love it just the same. Hot cocoa shots straight into my veins, Mistletoe massacres inside my deranged brain! [Pre-Chorus] Sentimental torment! It’s trash, but it feels right— A snow-globe prison where I THRASH all night! [Break] [Chorus] I’M ADDICTED! To romantic Christmas lies! UNRESTRICTED! My guilty pleasure never dies! Let the sleigh crash through my soul — I LOSE CONTROL! I LOSE CONTROL! [Bridge (Breakdown)] Deck the halls with my obsession, Fa-la-la-la-la, self-discretion! Happy endings—NO ESCAPE! I SCREAM AS THE CAROLERS VIBRATE! [Final Chorus] I’M CONSUMED! By the sugar, charm, and snow! I’M DOOMED! But cue the kiss beneath the glow! Crank the sweetness, stack the tropes— THESE FESTIVE FICTIONS FEED MY HOPES! In shredding fury, I confess: I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY MESS!
