đ§ [Verse 1] I saw you once, at the intersection of time and chance My dopamine spiked in a neurochemical dance Cardiovascular palpitations went erratic I Googled âlove symptomsââthe result was automatic You smiledâa paradox of chaos and calm My cognitive circuits imploded with charm I stammered through lexicons of romantic linguistics Spouting metaphors both abstract and unrealistic âž» đ [Pre-Chorus] Youâre my serotonin stimulus, unpredictable variable A romantic anomalyâcompletely unexplainable Iâd analyze you like a thesis, 100 pages strong But every hypothesis I make turns out all wrong âž» đ„ [Chorus] Youâre a quantum-level crush, uncertain and extreme A paradoxical equation in my subconscious dream Like Schrödingerâs affectionâthere and not Youâre the theorem in my brain I still havenât caught Youâre metaphysical, irresistible, and semantically surreal A lexical labyrinth of everything I feel Oh boy, youâre not just cuteâyouâre conceptually divine You make my dictionary blush and my logic resign! âž» đ [Verse 2] You wear socks with constellationsâhow absurdly poetic I rewrote my diary entry in iambic parametric Even your yawn has semiotic implication My emotions are a chaotic oscillation Your âhelloâ had layers like postmodern prose I overanalyzed the timbre of your nose In class I doodle graphs of your gravitational pull My cerebellumâs yoursâcompletely, uncontrollably full âž» đ [Pre-Chorus] Youâre my serotonin stimulus, unpredictable variable A romantic anomalyâcompletely unexplainable Iâd analyze you like a thesis, 100 pages strong But every hypothesis I make turns out all wrong âž» đ„ [Chorus] Youâre a quantum-level crush, uncertain and extreme A paradoxical equation in my subconscious dream Like Schrödingerâs affectionâthere and not Youâre the theorem in my brain I still havenât caught Youâre metaphysical, irresistible, and semantically surreal A lexical labyrinth of everything I feel Oh boy, youâre not just cuteâyouâre conceptually divine You make my dictionary blush and my logic resign! âž» I tried to rationalize the flutter in my chest Used formulas, charts, but stillâno rest I mapped my feelings in Cartesian space But your smile breaks every logical place No graph, no chart, no scientific tool Can measure how you make me such a fool Youâre the glitch in my code, the unsolved line An unspeakable constant I wish were mine So here I standâneurotic and enchanted By a love algorithm I never planted Call it madness, call it poetic conjecture But baby, youâre my favorite unpredictable vector âš âž» đ„ [Chorus] Youâre a quantum-level crush, uncertain and extreme A paradoxical equation in my subconscious dream Like Schrödingerâs affectionâthere and not Youâre the theorem in my brain I still havenât caught Youâre metaphysical, irresistible, and semantically surreal A lexical labyrinth of everything I feel Oh boy, youâre not just cuteâyouâre conceptually divine You make my dictionary blush and my logic resign!
