When it’s time to rip I feel it in my tip Bust the factory seal like it’s no big deal Then do my white card check There’s always fucking white cards There’s never any gems Collector boxes are such bullshit I’m 17 boxes in And there’s no gems I’m going to kick I’m going to scream I’m going to haunt every one of those goddamn gnomes dreams My cold heart yearns My brain twists and turns I wanna start a fucking fire But I’ve got no gems to burn No gems to burn Don’t want your crystal sparkles I’ve got my ice in my grill Rainbows look like Pokemon And I’m in base card hell I could sell them on eBay At a couple bucks a pop All the Shipping fees and cancellations And getting straight up robbed There’s always fucking white cards There’s never any gems Collector boxes are such bullshit I’m 17 boxes in And there’s no fucking gems Goddamn your pulls All I feel is scorn Goddamn your packs and your sub post pull porn I know it’s not my first box But why can’t I literally shake too? All I wanna do Is literally shake too! Literally shake too!
