Siri Got Me F***ed Up

🎤 Siri Got Me Fed Up* [Intro] (Phone notification • glitch FX • robotic voice) “Sorry… I didn’t quite catch that.” Siri got me fucked up… Nah… run that back. ⸻ [Verse 1] Every damn day it’s the same old show, Talkin’ to my phone like it don’t even know. I said, “Call my mom,” now she’s searchin’ the web, How the hell we end up on sourdough bread? Asked for directions, she started a playlist, Asked for the weather, she opened my checklist. Girl, I said ONE thing, you heard fifteen, Who programmed this digital drama queen? Volume goin’ up, volume goin’ down, Bluetooth droppin’ every time I’m around. GPS got me drivin’ through somebody’s yard, I’m just tryna make this Spark run, Lord! ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Every update… Gets a little more cursed. Thought AI was supposed to get better, This feel like reverse. ⸻ [Chorus] Siri got me fucked up! Swear she never hear a word I say. I asked for one little simple thing, Now she got my whole damn day sideways. Siri got me fucked up! Why we gotta argue every ride? I said, “Play my music,” She said, “Here’s what I found online…” Girl… I DIDN’T ASK! Siri got me fucked up! Artificial intelligence? Hell nah… Artificial inconvenience. ⸻ [Verse 2] She callin’ people I ain’t talked to in years, Random FaceTime got me lookin’ weird. Changed my playlist to some sad love songs, Now I’m cryin’ to Adele when nothin’ was wrong. Open my camera… Turn on the light… Now I’m blinded at a red light. She be answerin’ questions nobody asked, Got me cussin’ at my dashboard fast. Even autocorrect wanna join the fight, Changed “beach” to something that’ll start a fight. Technology swear it’s testin’ my soul, I just wanna get from A to B in control. ⸻ [Bridge] Google laughin’… Alexa smilin’… Even my calculator think this wildin’. Phone got jokes… I got bills… Quit freelancin’ And follow my skills! ⸻ [Final Chorus] Siri got me fucked up! Every single day it’s somethin’ new. Half the time I’m talkin’ crystal clear, Half the time she act like “Who is you?” Siri got me fucked up! Somebody tell Apple fix this thing. ’Cause if this phone says, “Sorry…” One more damn time… I’m bout to start writin’ letters Like it’s 1993. (Robot voice) “Sorry… I didn’t quite catch that.” “…YEAH, I KNOW!” 🤣📱