Happy Monday Chelsea! It’s Deeno and Mike Again! We’re here to start your week off With a few more reasons for why Spotify should pick us to work on their new campaign. Ya know, …a lot of people say they love Mondays. …Ok, hardly anyone ever really says that at all. But we actually do love Mondays. No, we really do! We love Mondays more than stubbing your toe on hardwood furniture in the dark. Barefoot… Or a can of flat, room temperature root beer that’s been sitting out all day. Or collecting grass clippings with a pair of tweezers in 98 degree temperatures with 100% relative humidity. Or filling out tax forms- …while wearing cashmere mittens that were dipped in melted chocolate from the Chocolate lava fountain at the Golden Corral. Yeee haw!! But seriously, Chelsea, if Spotify chooses us to work on the new campaign, we will love Mondays even more than that! We’ll love Monday so much, we’ll want to marry it and fly it to Hawaii for a honeymoon. Or I don’t know, maybe Santorini, Or the Maldives… Or Croatia. You’re probably thinking that’s impossible, But just hear us out… Did we mention we’re a little obsessive? Don’t worry, we’re not like psycho stalker obsessive or anything like that. Cause that’d be weird. No, we’re just a little, …you know, …obsessive. On second thought, let’s just call it passionate. Ok, yeah, alright. that sounds much better… Ha ha ha ha! Yeah!! Throat clear, echhem. Okay, So it’s like… here’s the thing: We’ve worked together for aeons. We’ve got it down to a scionce. It’s like we’ve got sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, 10th And nonsense… We’ve got more awards than we have friends. We work well with others and on our own. We’re good on zoom calls And good on the phone. And we can run through walls! Cause we’re always in the zone. We kick ass in most generally accepted, concievable ways, And also, but not limited to, a few ways that are either not yet accepted or haven’t necessarily even been conceived of yet. But anyway, that’s just something that we like to do mostly, every day. And we slay… Okay! So in other words, what we’re really trying to say here is, Spotify should hire us, hire us. Don’t wanna miss the bus. So hire us, yeah hire us. Don’t wanna miss the bus. That’s right! Spotify should hire us yeah hire us You don’t wanna miss the bus. Mmkaaay!! This story was 100% accurate, None of the names were changed to protect the guilty, And only a handful of small, imaginary animals were harmed during the making of this song. And ok, maybe like one or two afterward. But that’s it! And it’s ok, because we had them all sign waivers before hand. …With their tiny little paws. And we paid them all rather handsomely for their efforts. …With imaginary money… Ha Hah ha ha! No, we really did. Ok, no we didn’t. Or did we…
