[Intro] Gran-ma… What’d you put in this fruit cake? HAHAHA [Chorus] Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Why’s it burning my face, fruit cake? Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Grandma put a little somethin' in the fruit cake! (Repeat x2) [Verse 1] One bite, feel funny Two bites, feel brave Three bites, I’m tellin’ secrets I should not have gave Sticky hands Wobbly feet Why’s the cake staring at me? [Chorus] Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Why’s it burning my face, fruit cake? Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Grandma spiked the fruit cake! [Break – call & response] Who made it? (GRANDMA!) What’s in it? (DON’T ASK!) Is it safe? (…MAYBE!) [Verse 2 – chaotic] Candied fruit Mystery spice Is that bourbon Or just… ice? Grandma winked That’s a sign This cakes been marinating since ’99! [Final Chorus – chant overload] Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Why’s it burning my face, fruit cake? Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Grandma definitely put rum in the fruit cake! [Outro] I love you, grandma… No... but really... this fruitcake... FRUITCAKE!
