I woke up this mornin', With a question on my mind, I said, "Hey there Siri, Play me Alicia Keys one time." But what came out the speaker, Was Carole King in her prime. (Yeah they both play piano, But girl, you way outta line.) Ohhhh, Siri done left me, She don't love me no more, She's dumber than a box of rocks, Since Apple messed with her core. I don't need no ChatGPT, Just to tell me what's the time— Siri's givin' me the kooky news, And I'm cryin’ in this rhyme. Once you were my baby, Smartest gal I'd ever know, Now you tell me to visit a zoo, When I’m lookin' for a taco. You drop me weird alerts, Bout a rainstorm in Toronto! (Sugar, I live in Florida, You lost your mind fo' sho'.) Ohhhh, Siri don't know me, She don’t listen no more, Sending me recipes for cat food, When I'm knockin' at death's door. I asked for some Marvin Gaye, She gave me Green Day Lawd, I got the Siri blues, And my tears just overflow. Mmm-hmm, used to be a time, You knew my heart, my mind, my soul... Now you just ramble, Like a drunk raccoon on a Google patrol. Ohhhh, Siri done broke me,
