深夜の雑居ビル キャストさんが正座でスマホをいじる 「Wi-Fi弱いと霊が来ないのよ」って言うから 僕はルーターを持ち上げた瞬間 "てんちyou--！ Yo, kick that beat!" 「エイッ！エイッ！エイッ！エイッ！エイッ！エイッ！」 キャストさんにたいちろうが落ちてきた たいちろうはしゃべりだした。 Yotto na. Kirān♪ I'm 'Hirokawa Taichirou.' Hata? Hataboring Plaza went under, and then Muji's gonna go under too. Honestly, it's kind of embarrassing. たいちろうは私に語り掛ける [crowd murmurs] "Fur all over, cats all over, Sahara Desert 砂だらけ 有名・無名, fried rice is delicious The hit rate of laughter is extremely low in しもたかいど Noisy (4), five (5), six (6) good-for-nothing Let's go six, seven, eight, someone stop me nine, ten Somehow a thousand times, two thousand times, three thousand times Now, instead of dad's nagging, I'll give you Taichiro's chatter Check the mic a bit, Chuck Norris, チャックあいてます Don’t be careless with fire If you neglect fire, there won’t be any ocean, I mean pond! [brief silence] Cheer up in the morning Cheer up in the morning, well black, well yellow. Worship gods and Buddhas properly If you worship gods and Buddhas, it’s a fun game of Ichimonme, frustrating to lose like 亀田の次男. Don’t let people make fun of you Don’t let people make fun of you. Iyo is still sixteen, so it’s a journey. Take care of the elderly Take care of the elderly, すりらんか, if you like, hit the like button and subscribe! Don’t always listen to what kids say Don’t always listen to what kids say, 8 or 9, seventy-two. 8 8, sixty-four. くもんしき really works. Do everything without worry Do everything, do it without hesitation 2,000 times, Shoten is almost 3,000 times. Lend things to others For others, lend it out, すりらんか, if you like, hit the like button and subscribe. I told you this is the second time. Get a wife early 女房、マン坊、天気予報 [DOUBLE TIME RAP] Do memorial services for the deceased Do memorial services, and the spring of life will flow. Laugh, Namikoshi Tokujirō did. I gave Marilyn Monroe Shiatsu (massage-？). Be prepared for fires Prepare for fires 2,000 times. Waratte Iitomo 8,000 times. Lock your doors carefully Lock your doors, beware of fire, energetic ささがわかいちょう---." たいちろうはそう語り掛け、帰っていった。 「はいお時間です。 延長しますか しませんか 延長せんのかい しょうべんは、便所にせんかい2000回。徹子の部屋はいちまんかい。」 イタコのキャストさん ダジャレアサルトライフル AK-ふぉーてぃーせぶん カラシニコフ 「大将！カラシ二個ぉっすーーー！」 あーぁぁぁぁぁ イタコのコンカフェ あーぁぁぁぁぁ イタコのコンカフェ [DJ cuts beat] YO!! AIN'T OVER!! AIN'T OVER!! [crowd noise rises] ONE MORE ROUND!! ONE MORE ROUND!! [crowd chanting] えんちょう!! 園長! てんちょう！ [beat drops back in]
