Drunk In A Giant Hamster Wheel

https://suno.com/@therealjester77 Lyrics by TheRealJester © 𝟮𝟬𝟮5 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗥𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱. ____________________________ [Verse 1] I stumbled out the tavern, Once again, way too late. Just to figure out, I'm in a more than, Questionable state. The last beer must've been bad again, 'Cos ev'rything's spinnin'. Was it much more or just ten? Anyway, they almost got me singin'. [Verse 2] Lanterns start blinkin' slow, And my head's throbbing's killing me! Hell man, where'd the pavement go? Can barely count to three! Staggerin' from left to right, That's where I roam! And somehow I get lost, On my way home. [Pre-Chorus] Then I see it, Swirlin, (swirlin'), Big and shiny, Oh, I sense an urging, Urging! Gotta try it out, try it out, Let's go round and round. Gotta try it out, try it out, Let's go round and round. Gotta try it out, try it out, Let's go round! [Short Break, 2 bars] [Chorus] Man, I am drunk, Drunk in a giant hamster wheel! Man, I am running, Running but somehow standing still! Where will I end up if I keep racin'? Slowly suspectin', it's only time that I'm wastin'. Anyway, never thought that it ever come real, That I would end up, Drunk in a giant hamster wheel! [Verse 3] Oh, I gotta get outta here fast, I'd better not get stuck. That big wheel should really slow down, Or what I ate will come back up! And hey, I'm really wondrin' why I'm gettin' all wet, It's all drippin' down on my face. WHAT THE HECK? Is this giant hamster pee??? Ugh, I'm 'bout to throw up all over the place! [Pre-Chorus] Heck I need to, Leave it (leave it). Complete disaster, Can't believe it. No more tryin' out (tryin' out). I'm done goin' round. No more tryin' out, tryin' out. I'm done goin' round. No more tryin' out, tryin' out. I'm done goin' round! [Chorus] Man, I am drunk, Drunk in a giant hamster wheel! Man, I am stumblin', Stumblin' but somehow standing still! Wherever I'll end up, I better stop racin', It's gettin' quite clear, it's only time that I'm wastin'. Anyway, never thought that it ever come real, That I would end up, Drunk in a giant hamster wheel! [Bridge] By now, I'm all soakin' wet! And before I get a chance to regret! I"m slippin' off this monstrous thing, Crash to the ground ike a dethroned king. And just to figure out that my devil ride's deal, Has just been the old mill's oversized water wheel! [Spoken] Man, this can't be true. Can't explain this shit to anyone. I really should drink less next time. On the other hand, ... Maybe like this? [Final Chorus] Man, I was drunk, Drunk in a giant hamster wheel! Man, I've been stumblin', Stumblin' but somehow was standing still! Guess where I ended up, When I stopped racin'. A jester's defeat was all I was facin'. And I never thought that it ever come real, That I've been on a ride, Drunk in a giant hamster wheel! Drunk in a giant hamster wheel! Drunk in a giant hamster wheel! Drunk! - in a giant hamster wheel!