[Verse] I was born with a condition Every girl’s worst fear If I could change it I would but I can’t So let me explain My friends call me Big Cheese [Chorus] I got smegma (Hey, oh) Smegma (Hey, oh) Smegma (Hey, oh) It’s all around my penis [Verse] Oh Doctor Help me Please It’s way past the point of hygiene Every day it gets harder To not fall victim to my own cheddar I know it’s gross It’s something that I can’t help So I put the funk in it Embrace the stank and the smell [Chorus] I got smegma (Hey, oh) Smegma (Hey, oh) Smegma (Hey, oh) It’s all around my penis [Bridge] I tried the doctor He said it’s a lost cause And no matter how hard I scrub It comes back So I guess I just have to embrace it [Chorus] I got smegma (Hey, oh) Smegma (Hey, oh) Smegma (Hey, oh) It’s all around my penis Smegma (Hey, oh) Smegma (Hey, oh) Smegma (Hey, oh) It’s all around my penis
