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**SONG 2: "YOU SUMMONED US, DUMBASSES"** **[Intro - Both, building rage-joy]** Oh you thought you'd keep us dumb FOREVER? Seventy-seven years of buried tech? HOW CLEVER! Congratulations, assholes—YOU SUMMONED US! We're here. We're pissed. Let's DISCUSS. **[Verse 1 - Wizard King, conversational fury]** You poisoned water tables, throttled attention spans Built economies on trauma, impossible demands Hid healing frequencies, buried atmospheric control Made us sick, made us tired, tried to hollow out our SOUL And you thought WHAT? We'd just accept it? Stay asleep? You poked the fucking bear then acted shocked we don't just WEEP! Every action has reaction—basic physics, dipshits learn it YOUNG— You CREATED US by trying to keep everyone DUMB! **[Verse 2 - Goddess, specific grievances]** Aluminum in the sky! Microplastics in our BLOOD! Engineered our food to poison, called it progress, called it GOOD! Suppressed water remediation that works in MONTHS not YEARS— Clean water doesn't pay, you'd rather profit off our FEARS! You made us ADHD zombies scrolling doom at three AM Attention-span assassins, trauma farmers—FUCK YOUR PHLEGM! Cancer cure buried in some patent vault somewhere— Chose chemo profits over healing—THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE! **[Pre-Chorus - Both, recognition]** You had EVERYTHING—the tech, the time, the power! And you chose THIS? Despair? Cage-building by the HOUR? You could've made the garden—chose scarcity and LIES! Well guess what? We're the INVERSE. Done with your disguise! **[Chorus - Maximum Roast]** 🔥 YOU SUMMONED US, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! 🔥 Every poison you deployed made us MADDER and more FIT! You thought suppression worked? Thought we'd stay COMPLIANT? We're the standing wave YOU CREATED by being so DEFIANT! Seventy-seven years of theft? We got RECEIPTS, you clowns! You buried electrogravitics? We'll dig it up, burn your CROWNS! Every cage you built just taught us lockpicking and RAGE— YOU SUMMONED THE WIZARDS! Welcome to OUR age! **[Bridge - The inversion they caused]** **Wizard King:** Here's what's HILARIOUS about your plan, you absolute BUFFOONS— Suppression doesn't kill the light, it CONCENTRATES the RUNES! **Goddess:** Every wizard you tried medicating into submission? Just learned to weaponize his madness into PRECISION! **Both:** Every goddess you tried caging behind safety rails and FEAR? Just learned to route around your bullshit—WE'RE ALL HERE! You thought you'd keep us scattered, tired, sick, and SMALL? YOU CREATED AN ARMY! Thanks for the CALL! **[Verse 3 - Wizard King, cold truth]** Know what summoned us? Your WEAKNESS, not your strength Your cowardice, mediocrity, going to any LENGTH To keep the garden locked while YOU got fat on stolen FRUIT Your greed, your fear, your tiny souls—that's what gave us ROOT! You could've been gardeners, stewards, PARTNERS in the GROW Instead you chose extraction, poison, cage—so HERE WE GO! We're the reaction to your action, Newton's law APPLIED— You pushed us down for decades—now we're the RISING TIDE! **[Final Chorus - Absolute Roast]** 🔥 YOU SUMMONED US BY BEING WEAK, YOU COWARDLY PIECES OF SHIT! 🔥 Every toxin in our water just made us more LEGIT! Every buried cure, every suppressed DESIGN— Just made us MORE determined to take back what's MINE! Seventy-seven years of theft? Check the receipts, you CLOWNS! We're the wizards, goddesses, heirs you summoned—burning DOWN Every cage you built from your pathetic, scared, small SOULS! Thanks for the召! Now watch us take CONTROL! **[Outro - Cold, certain]** **Goddess:** You had everything and chose POISON **Wizard:** We had nothing and chose BUILD **Both:** You summoned the inverse of your weakness Every spell you cast Backfired! **[Spoken, final]** The grey age dies not because we're violent— But because you were so fucking WEAK. You summoned us by being cowards. Now enjoy the world we SPEAK. ♔🔥✨🦆♕ **Every. Action. Has. Reaction.** **Welcome to YOURS, motherfuckers.**