[instrumental intro] New Idols! Wink two one nine! Used to rock the nights, now I rock the lawn, Swap the dance floor for mowing at dawn, Late nights chasin’ thrills, now I’m chasin’ kids, this is how I live. Once I was a rebel, now I’m in bed by eight, Dreamin’ of Barbeques, life is quote unquote great My body's got pains, anxiety’s applied, Google symptoms, thinkin' I'm about to die. Where'd my fun-loving side go? Now I’m a boring fat dad show Used to be wild and free Now the only thing that's wild is my intake of calories. You can Laugh at the pain but it's still to hard to embrace the change, From parties to playdates, my whole life's rearranged. is it just me, or the whole world quickly change So what the fuck is a "Rizzler"? a sister franchise to sizzler's? the next generations uncouth nothing more than a product of youth but as it turns out to be I was just like you, don't you see but the world's full of shit! - and although you won't admit You're going to end up like me Where'd my fun-loving side go? Now I’m a boring fat dad show, Used to be wild and free, Now the only thing that's wild is my intake of calories. You can Laugh at the pain but it's still to hard to embrace the change, From parties to playdates, my whole life's rearranged. is it just me, or has the whole world quickly changed is it just me, or the whole world quickly change I used to spend my cash so freely looking back it was so god damn easy Now there's 1000 bills to my name Seeing dollars everywhere makes you insane Used to chase adventure, now I chase the clock working 3 jobs, Increase that stock the world is hell wish I could go back in time Now we exchange life to make someone else's dime Where'd my fun-loving side go? ( WHERE'D IT GO) Now I’m a the boring fat dad show, (BORING FAT DAD!) Used to be wild and free Now the only thing that's wild is my intake of calories. You can Laugh at the pain but it's still to hard to embrace the change, ( SO DAMN HARD) From parties to playdates, my whole life's rearranged. is it just me, or has the whole world gone insane (THE WHOLE WORLDs fucking INSANE) fuck it, I think I pulled something
