Scrub, scrub, scrub Rub, rub, rub Dub, dub, dub (even though I still don't know what that means) Scrub a dub, dub Rub a dub, dub Standing in the kitchen Feeling the familiar pull I say, Nevermind! (Buy a ticket instead) Keep the stub A memory of the fun I've had Though all the music had a hidden beat behind (scrub a dub, dub) Back home again Shower gives me a look Like I look just a little too glad (Why do you always leave me til the end?) Sigh, Hear my voice Loud in my head Reading from the list I made (before I got out of bed) Sounds a lot like yesterday's list Or was that the day before? Can't remember anymore...(the promises I made) Shower's getting a little louder You're becoming quite a bore Never come and complete your chore (you're turning into pure lore!) Just five minutes! You said you would! Five minutes a day Please listen and make me glisten (just a little scrub a dub, dub) Please! Just five minutes! Five minutes? Surely I can do that? Falls a little flat (when I finish my evening ablutions and realize I didn't) A little louder now Shower mutters, Come here Now!! I'll show you How! (Do not neglect me, please!) Right, I say. I will complete you for sure By end of Today (There's no doubt... is there?) But no, I dare not put it off Showers beginning to look a little ill Starting to cough (Sorry about that! I'm coming now.) Right now! Scrub a dub, dub Rub a dub, dub Will finish before I grab my grub (grab my bucket, comet and brush) Scrub a dub, dub Rub a dub, dub Just finished (fifteen minutes no less) Does that mean I don't have to do five minutes tomorrow? No? Alright then, this is going to become a habit I promise, five minutes a day To make you glow I'll even sing while I do. What will I sing? Why, Scrub a dub, dub, of course Rub a dub, dub, of course Twenty one days from now (this will all be a matter of course) Of course
