[Hook] I don’t. I don’t know. I don’t know man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know man. I don’t know. [Verse 1] The sun is hitting 90 and the tide is pulling back, I’m just trying to scroll and eat a healthy snack. But you’re leaning on your elbows, looking in my soul, Asking if the government has total mind control. “If I was a lizard, would you keep me in a tank?” “Why do you keep all your crypto in a centralized bank?” “Do you think the simulation’s lagging in the heat?” “Why did you look away when that girl crossed the street?” I’m just a body on a towel, trying to catch a tan, But you’re asking for the blueprint of my five-year plan. [Chorus] I don't I don’t know. I don’t know man. I don’t know. (Ad-lib: “If I committed a crime, would you snitch or would you lie?!”) I don’t know. I don’t know man. I don’t know. (Ad-lib: “Why is your screen time so high on a Tuesday night?!”) [Break] (The sound of a distant jet and a fuzzy, low-fi guitar riff) [Verse 2] The cooler’s out of ice and the sand is in my hair, You’re asking if I think that life is fundamentally fair. “Why do you still have that 'Work' playlist from 2019?” “Is it true that every soulmate is just a trauma-bond routine?” “If I told you I was pregnant with a ghost, would you stay?” “Why did you take the long route on the highway today?” “What’s your actual body count, including the ones that were 'mid'?” “If we had a kid, would you raise them like your father did?” The SPF is stinging but the questions sting more, I’m drifting out to sea while you’re pacing on the shore. [Chorus] I don't I don’t know. I don’t know man. I don’t know. (Ad-lib: “Is Bitcoin a scam or are you just a coward?!”) I don’t know. I don’t know man. I don’t know. (Ad-lib: “If I got a BBL, would you pay for the flight?!”) [Bridge] It’s a psychological interrogation in a bikini, I’m feeling like a hostage, feeling kind of teeny. Stop the "Main Character" monologue, stop the deep dive, I’m just trying to stay hydrated and stay alive. There’s no secret file, there’s no hidden meaning, Just a guy on a beach with his brain currently steaming. [Verse 3] Now you’re asking if I’d love you in a parallel dimension, If I only give you 'likes' just to ease the inner tension. “Why do you have a 'Tax Document' folder that’s fifty gb?” “If the world ended now, would you play Tarkov or hold me?” “Do you think your ex-girlfriend’s mother was a witch?” “Why do you always get a nervous little eyelid twitch?” You’re digging for a truth that I haven’t even found, Throwing spicy-hot takes while we’re sitting on the ground. I’m out of answers, babe, the tank is on E, I’m just a hollow man staring at the big blue sea. [Chorus] I don’t. I don’t know. I don’t know man. I don’t know. (Ad-lib: “Why don't you ever post me on your main grid?!”) I don’t know. I don’t know man. I don’t know. (Ad-lib: “Do you think I’m the 'Final Boss' of your life?!”) [Outro] I don’t know... I really don’t know... I don't know... [End]
