Hotel Duna v2 (Hotel California parody, Kerbal Space Program)

[Verse 1] On a red desert planet Thin wind in my hair Warm smell of toxic fuel Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My fuel got low and my thrust grew thin I had to land for the night [Verse 2] There I stood at the airlock I heard the crack of the engine bell And I was thinking to myself now that it is broken, i can stay as well Then I lit up a Helmet-lights And I went through the bay There were voices down the comms link I thought I heard them say: [Chorus] Welcome to the Hotel Duna Such a barren place (Such a barren place), such a sandy space Plenty of room at the Hotel Duna Any time of year (Any time of year,), you can launch from here [Verse 3] My comms are softly crackling From a base far away I hear the mission controlmen But their words all fade to gray And still the voices are calling From far beyond the dune I wake up in the silence cold Beneath the blood-red Ike moon [Verse 4] Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the passage back To the launchpad I knew before “Relax,” said the rover pilot “We are programmed to stay You can dock out any moment you like But you can never leave Duna Bay” [Chorus 2] Welcome to the Hotel Duna Cosmic skies above (Cosmic skies above), nowhere else to rove Livin’ it up at the Hotel Duna What a strange surprise (What a strange surprise), in the dusty skies