**Intro** (Spoken) In a kitchen engulfed by chaos, Where the fires of hell seem to flicker and rise, Stands a master chef, a tyrant in white. Today’s lesson? Cooking the perfect egg, Until you all grasp the icy grip of my wrath! (Grinning) Let’s plunge into the abyss, shall we? **Verse 1** You think you can crack it and toss it in the pan? (What kind of fool do you take me for? You’re just a wannabe, man!) Grab that egg with both your trembling hands. (If you drop it, I swear I’ll ruin your culinary plans!) Heat the stove, medium low, don’t be a fool. (I’ll have your head on a platter if you can’t follow my rule!) **Pre-Chorus** Don’t you dare just fling it in and walk away. (If you think this is easy, you’ll feel my dismay!) Focus now, wretched soul, it’s time to learn. (You’ll wish you’d never entered if I let my fury burn!) **Chorus:** Crack, sizzle, flip, and fold. (Or I’ll make you wish you were never so bold!) Master this before you think of anything grand. (Or your dreams will be buried in the fires of my hand!) Here’s the secret to perfection, don’t use cheap muck. (If you think I’m bluffing, just test your luck!) **Verse 2** Whisk that yolk like it owes you a debt. (Don’t look so lost; your fate’s sealed, you bet!) A pinch of salt? Pathetic! Drown it in shame! (You think you’re a chef? You’re just playing a game!) Pour it in, watch it bubble, keep your wits. (If it burns, I’ll watch you squirm; that’ll be a real hit!) (Oh great, now I feel a darkness brewing within, If I’m stuck here much longer, your purses will be thin!) **Pre-Chorus** These moments define you, each step, every move. (If you think you can waltz in here, you’re in for a groove!) It’s all in the timing, in the dance of the heat. (Or I’ll enjoy watching you crumble, faced with defeat!) **Chorus** Crack, sizzle, flip, and fold. (Or your aspirations will freeze in the cold!) Master this before you ever dare to strive. (Or you’ll be lunch for the flames, not even alive!) Here’s the secret to perfection, wrapped in my wrath. (If you treat this lightly, I’ll unleash my dark path!) **Bridge** Now watch it closely—don’t even blink! (Haven’t you learned? Mistakes make me drink!) Flip it gently, let it slide, but if it doesn’t. (Then your very soul will be the next thing I’ve cut!) (Because between you and me, I feel darkness rise. My patience is thinning, and I swear I despise!) **Chorus** Crack, sizzle, flip, and fold. (You’re crawling closer but still lack the bold!) Master this before you dare to think grand. (Or your culinary dreams will rot in my hand!) Here’s the secret to perfection, born of pain and strife. (You think this is easy? Welcome to my hellish life!) **Outro** Congratulations, you’ve skated through this test. (But don’t get too cocky; I’ll keep you stressed!) Next time, remember!
