[Verse 1] Italianhippie, forty-three Cat hair on my tee Anime on the screen Stone as I can be Everybody knows the herb That part got out the gate But I got a second habit Man, it’s hard to shake I click one bodycam Then I’m gone for hours Watching grown folks talk Like logic has no power They say, “That wasn’t me” Even when it’s on the tape Then they triple down and fumble Like that fixes the mistake [Pre-Chorus] Why you run? Why you fight? Law and cuffs And a camera on the right If you’re wrong Why you act Like volume wins And facts can take it back? [Chorus] Hold my beer I need this clip Hold my beer They do the most, they never quit Hold my beer I know the truth You can’t outtalk A frame-by-frame proof Hold my beer I’m tuned right in One more wild excuse And they do it again [Verse 2] They speed past signs Then swear it’s fine “Officer, I was only Doing eighty in a nine” They pocket something Then deny, deny Like the shelf can’t speak Or the footage tells a lie I laugh when they posture I laugh when they bluff No one wins a debate With a dashboard full of stuff And every time I think I’ve seen the peak of wrong Somebody hits the bar And raises it higher, strong [Pre-Chorus] Why you run? Why you scream? When the camera’s live And your story falls between Why you act So surprised? Like consequence Is just a rumor in disguise [Chorus] Hold my beer I need this clip Hold my beer They do the most, they never quit Hold my beer I know the truth You can’t outtalk A frame-by-frame proof Hold my beer I’m tuned right in One more wild excuse And they do it again [Bridge] I could never wear the badge No patience for that mess I’d be counting all the nonsense And forgetting all the rest So salute to every cop On the midnight grind Dealing with the ego circus One fool at a time I’ll be posted on my couch With the cat and the screen Watching chaos, jaw dropped open Like some savage documentary [Final Chorus] Hold my beer I need this clip Hold my beer They do the most, they never quit Hold my beer I know the truth You can’t outtalk A frame-by-frame proof Hold my beer I’m tuned right in One more wild excuse And they do it again [Outro] I confess It’s absurd But I can’t look away Hold my beer I’m here to stay
