Alien Blues (I Just Don’t Care)

[Intro] It’s another day on this dusty plain, Spaceships hoverin’, but it’s all the same. Ain’t got the time to run or hide, Let those green folks come, I’m done takin’ sides. [Verse 1] They landed hard in my backyard, Beamin’ down with their cosmic cards. Said, “Human kind, we’re here to invade.” But I just laughed, cracked open some homemade. I’ve fought my demons, I’ve paid my dues, So go ahead, aliens, bring your bad news. [Chorus] I just don’t care anymore, Take this planet, it’s yours to explore. The whiskey’s run dry, my heart’s been torn, Invade or leave—I’m already worn. [Verse 2] Used to fight for my land, my kin, my pride, But too many battles left me hollow inside. So beam me up, or leave me here, Your fancy tech don’t scare me, my dear. If you’re lookin’ for hope, well, you’re too late, I’ve parked my soul by the pearly gate. [Chorus] I just don’t care anymore, Take this planet, it’s yours to explore. The whiskey’s run dry, my heart’s been torn, Invade or leave—I’m already worn. [Bridge] Let the tumbleweeds roll, let the lasers blast, I’m just sittin’ here watchin’ the shadows cast. My hat’s tipped low, my boots are scuffed, I’ve lived enough to call your bluff. [Outro] So fire your ray guns, or light up the sky, I’ll be right here with my goodbye rye. If the world ends, I won’t feel a thing, Aliens or not, I’m done with this sting.