[Intro] [woodblock percussion riff, sub-bass enters] I'm so tired My brain don't work Lights and visions come The drugs I put up my bum are starting to work [Verse 1] [trap drums enter, sharp snare] What is Santa doing with an elf looking guilty? That mushroom looks tasty The reindeer are eating it and my spice bag is leaking I feel powerful feelings towards [bass slide] toads That's why I lick them [Chorus] [hi-hat rolls] My eyes have become bloodshot I get so high and turn the oven on just put some pills up my bum Starting to think this isn't that fun, oh no The trip's just started I just threw up on the carpet I wonder if Santa has more shrooms 'Cause if so we're going to the moon And I don't think that I'm coming back soon [Verse 2] [synth whistle melody enters] Hey Santa, can you hear me? Do you have more shrooms 'cause I'm feeling trippy Elves look guilty, like they just got caught Eating shrooms on duty Hey Dasher, what's that you're eating? It's a red mushroom and it looks very tasty My spice bag is leaking I just saw a frog and it's looking very freaky I got powerful feelings for toads The way they sit there looking slimy in there, so Now I want to take it home Just bring it into my home I want to lick it like an ice cream cone [Outro] [drums drop out, woodblock and bass continue] I don't know what I just saw Santa and the elves just riding on some toads I don't know if it's the shrooms But I think Santa's in my room [vocal fades out]
