[instrumental intro] Ro ro ro ronin ro ro ro ro ronin In the darkest alley where the moon never shines, In a kingdom of refuse lives trash panda divine, Wrapples wrinkle, soda cans clink, Tire fire burns, while he lies hidden in the stink. Gotta cardboard katana, swish swift Samurai, Eyes glowing, night bright, power undenied. Dumpster dojo dude, fighting for fragments, Turning trash into treasure, leaving- [Chorus] Ronin Raccoon, racing through the waste, Shadow-strike stalker with lightning-laced grace. Flipping through the filth, foes falter and fall, Garbage gladiator, slickest of them all. With a swift swish slash, trash takes form, Refuse-wrecking raccoon reigns over litter storms. [Verse 2] Got sardine can shuriken, Got hotdog nunchucks on deck, Milk crate shield strapped tight to his chest, Pizza-box glider gives him aerial finesse. (Whoosh) Swagger of a Rodent, Code of a Ronin Street-wise scavenging soul poet, Foes flee cuz they know it. Shredding through trash cans, plastic bags fly From the realm of refuse, Emerges true trash samurai. [Chorus] Ronin Raccoon, racing through the waste, Refuse-wrecking raccoon reigns like a storm. [Bridge] Urban ninja, haiku in his mind, Finding patterns in debris, wisdom aligned. From filth to finesse, turning trash fine, Slicker than shadow, enemies left unwind. Silent in shadows, fearless in fights, Little brawling bandit of the moonless nights. [Verse 3] Fishbone kunai, broke mop naginata, A final furry blow struck in a single kata. (Gotcha!) Tire soot clings to his fur, a second skin of grime. When foes hear his blade whirr, they know it's time. Guardian of garbage, master of the mess, In the slick of night, his legend the best. He ain't no Tanuki So swift it's spooky Any slip is a fluke, see Only one it could be is- [Instrumental outro] Ro ro ro ronin ro ro ro ro ronin
