[Intro] This crowd needs a recital, cloud security is vital We bring the sound and lock it down—put “Tricky” in the title [Chorus] It gets tricky with this crowd when they're all up in the cloud Tricky—cloud gets tricky, tricky! It gets tricky with this crowd when they're all up in the cloud [Verse 1] I clicked this little cursor, tried to build a server I pushed to prod, then said “Oh God”—I'd hoped to leave much earlier These users get so needy, their ticket queues get greedy They want me locking down the cloud while keeping access speedy [Chorus] It gets tricky with this crowd when they're all up in the cloud Tricky—cloud gets tricky, tricky! It gets tricky with this crowd when they're all up in the cloud [Verse 2] In G R, the tickets start before we're through the door They want us there, won't pay us fair, then ask us for some more The city's loud, we're in the crowd, with nowhere left to hide NSGs and all the creds, we know the APIs [Chorus] It gets tricky with this crowd when they're all up in the cloud Tricky—cloud gets tricky, tricky! It gets tricky with this crowd when they're all up in the cloud [Verse 3] When I wake up, alerts stack up before I get to dine The phone starts ringing, no one's singing—everything was “fine” No standing ovation, just escalation whenever systems stall I start swearing, folks start staring, HR schedules a call A vendor keeps on bustin' in to pitch to Justin every day J said “No deal,” they spun their spiel—now Skinny gets the same My budget's tight, they want a bite, I won't approve the spend They even try to sell my wife—she doesn't recommend [Chorus] It gets tricky with this crowd when they're all up in the cloud Tricky—cloud gets tricky, tricky! It gets tricky with this crowd when they're all up in the cloud [Outro] We check the logs, we patch the flaws, we don't leave ports alone They pitch us deals with hidden fees—we'd rather build our own Run DMZ, y'all—keep that firewall lit You bring the crowd, we'll lock the cloud, then let the bassline hit
