[Verse 1] The sleigh is packed, the snow is deep, The world’s asleep, but we’re not! The elves are humming, bells all chime, But before it’s go-time, we’ve got a plot! Dasher’s got the eggnog flowing, Prancer’s got the mistletoe glowing, Vixen’s giggling, Donner’s roaring, Reindeer rebellion’s underway, adventuring! [Chorus] Ho ho ho, it’s a reindeer spree! Before we fly, we’re wild and free! Santa’s poured a potent brew, This Christmas Eve, it’s me and you, And all the lads, a jolly crew! Reindeer rebellion, what a sight, We’re celebrating Christmas night! [Verse 2] Comet’s dealing cards with flair, The elves are losing all their hair, And shirts, and hats, and boots, you see, Every lost hand, one less piece of glee! Cupid’s got a smoky haze, From roasting nuts in sugary maze, Blitzen’s chuckling, nose is twitching, This candy high, it’s got us itching! [Chorus] Ho ho ho, it’s a reindeer spree! Before we fly, we’re wild and free! Santa’s poured a potent brew, This Christmas Eve, it’s me and you, And all the lads, a jolly crew! Reindeer rebellion, what a sight, We’re celebrating Christmas night! [Bridge] Now Rudolph’s nose, it shines so bright, But after all this boozy night, He took a tumble, what a mess, Got it stuck, I must confess… Right in the chimney, smoke and soot, He’s wheezing out a muffled hoot! The elves are trying with a grin, To pull his nose, where do we begin? [Verse 3] Santa wakes up, eyes are red, "Where are my reindeer?" he’s just said. We’re lined up, looking sheepish now, With candy wrappers on each brow. But the job awaits, the children wait, We’ll haul the sleigh, it’s not too late! Rudolph’s free, his nose is clean, The wildest Christmas Eve, you’ve ever seen! [Chorus] (Ohh-------!) Ho ho ho, it’s a reindeer spree! (It's a reindeer spree!) Before we fly, we’re wild and free! (Wild and free!) Santa’s poured a potent brew, This Christmas Eve, it’s me and you, (it's me and you) And all the lads, a jolly crew! (Oh what a jolly crew!) Reindeer rebellion, what a sight, We’re celebrating Christmas night! (We're celebrating Christmas night!) [Outro] So when you hear the sleigh bells ring, And carols that the angels sing, Remember us, the merry bunch, Who had a little pre-flight hunch… To party hard, then save the day, Merry Christmas, hip hip hooray!
