[Verse 1 – sarcastic, casual, unimpressed] No call? No problem. Phone still works just fine. No text? Still breathing, Didn’t even lose my mind. No reply? That’s cute though, Silence really suits you well. Guess the universe was busy Teaching me who cares and who fell. [Pre-Chorus – dry, knowing, amused] Funny how quiet answers Every question I had. [Chorus – dark humor, smug, carefree] No problem, no drama, no chase, no plea, I don’t run after ghosts who don’t notice me. If my presence don’t matter to you, Then my absence won’t hurt you too. I don’t beg, I don’t wait, I don’t fold, I replace, I upgrade, I let go. No problem… seriously. I’m already over it, mentally. [Verse 2 – playful, petty, smiling-through-it] I gave energy like it was free, Turns out it’s not, so lesson learned. You wanted distance? Congratulations, You got exactly what you earned. I’m not built for chasing shadows, Or auditioning for care. If attention needs reminders, Then I’m already not there. [Pre-Chorus – ironic wisdom] Silence isn’t peaceful, It’s just very educational. [Chorus – cheeky, darker, confident] No problem, don’t explain, I don’t need closure, I need less pain. If you don’t notice when I’m around, You won’t miss me when I’m not found. I don’t beg, I don’t fight, I don’t plead, I give energy where it’s valued indeed. No problem… relax. I already changed the locks. [Bridge – spoken, dark comedy] I don’t cut people off. I just stop watering dead plants. [Final Chorus – smug, liberated, dark-funny] No call? No text? No reply? Guess that’s my cue, goodbye. I don’t chase, I replace, I evolve, While you wonder why I’m so resolved. If my presence meant nothing to you, Then my absence is overdue. No problem… honestly. This was easier than therapy.
