The workdays over i just can't wait, It's Friday night and I just got paid, Gonna do a lot of drinking, smoke some good strain, then find a little cutie and get a little strange, because a new club opened just the other day they say there's so many women you're guaranteed to get laid, [Chorus] They say come on down to "THE CLUB TUCK", we got really good music and draft is just a buck, the girl tending bar will set you up right., it's tucked back Behind the hardware store and every night is ladies night.... [2nd verse] I got excited when I got inside,there was so many women and only a couple guys, so I started some heavy drinking, to catch up with my high, then took a scope of the ladies, to see if there was a flavor I'd like to try... [3rd verse] It didn't take long till she came along she was in a tight short skirt, and she was dancing to a song. She had her back to me and turned her head to give a look, then she smiled and bent over and then she started to twerk...[pause] "hey wait, did i just see some brain peeking out her skirt?" [Bridge] She spun around quick into the country girl stomp, she was going "ALL IN" and that's when shit got REAL fucked up. Because the way her ass was shaking, i guess it was to much, because when she lifted her leg up, i saw her club come untucked... I didn't know what to do, and I didn't know what to say, I just knew it wasn't right for a woman to be hung that way. She kept up with the music with ALL THE moves she made, she would swing it back and forth then she'd bounce it off her leg, it was so disgusting and I was starting to feel sick that's when I yelled at the bartender "HEY THAT CHICKS GOT A DICK", she got so fighting mad, she jumped the bar quick then hollered with a manly voice. "come on girls let's beat this fucking prick ."there was no doubt, i was in for some trouble, because they were really big and they had alot of muscles, and I really didn't want to tussle with a herd of mad moose knuckles... they were coming fast so i couldn't hesitate, but all i could think to say was "OK NOW LET'S JUST WAIT",, i didn't mean to offend and i wasn't trying to hate, i just really didn't know that i was in this kind of place. The barkeep grabbed me by the shirt and before she punched me in my face, with her deep manly voice she said "WELL HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE CAME UP WITH THE NAME"..... [Chorus] Don't mess up and go to the club tuck, they might have good music and the draft is only a buck. but the girl tending bar has a rugged chiseled jaw, and let me tell you buddy she can really brawl and she comes with the full meal deal, she's got. balls and all. But the one thing ironic about this club and it just can't be ignored, is that the women that are really men, are tucking their tools behind a hardware store....[Spoken lyrics] next time your out club'n and you meet a woman you might want to grab her in the crotch and make sure she ain't tucking. she may have a club of her own [laughter]
