
Boomers!
“Look, Grandad, move over” [Verse 1] They're gonna' hate, On your short skirt, Bitch that your music’, You pour your heart out singing to, on You Tube's, The worst, It was better off back then. They keep a landline, At home, Can't text, Insist you speak on the phone, "STOP STUTTERING GIRL!", Protect their precious garden gnome, With a gun, They yell, "GET OFF MY LAWN.", "'Cause you neighbourhood kids are insane." They say your screen times too long, And say "TIKTOK'S GONNA ROT YOUR BRAIN!" [Verse 2] They say the weather’s controlled, Contrails are, Government owned, They saw the moon landings, But think the earth's flat. "FOX NEWS TOLD THEM IT IS" The boomers gather in packs, Complain about property taxes, And how the world's gone down-hill, Since their glory days. Your attitude sucks, It's your fault you can't get a job, Or you can't buy a house On zero‑hours, And way under minimum wage. [Pre‑Chorus] Vampires, Sucked our futures Like it was blood. Gotta' respect them, Because they are wizen, Aged and old. "But why are they so cold?" [Chorus] Boomers, Scare the frickin’ Frick out of me. Whilst they post their Facebook rants, Watch us struggle like dying Ants, Suffocated by their capitalist plans, Complain the problem is Avocado toast, And that we stream movies for free. "Listen to your elders, Kara" "Why, are they going to give me fashion advice in that Laura Ashley print dress? Ew." [Chorus] Boomers, Scare the frickin’ Frick out of me. Whilst they post their Facebook rants, Watch us struggle like dying Ants, Suffocated by their capitalist plans, Complain the problem is Avocado toast, And that we stream movies for free. [Bridge] They pulled the drawbridge up, Whilst we're still learning to get on the horse. Lit the torches in their castles, Whilst we had to face the Goblin hordes. If we survive, It's only by chance. "If you just tried harder" "Like your grandfather." [Deep Sigh] "Okay, Boomer!" They go on cruises, Sail the oceans, Spread germs and diseases, Eat at the buffet whilst they cough, And have gross sneezes. Care not for us, Or the planet. "OKAY BOOMER", You made this mess, But expect us to live in it. [Verse 3] They walked to school in the snow, Even if it was, Freezing, I mean sub‑zero, If they got hypothermia they'd tough it out. They can't work the remote, But say we're useless, And spoilt, Whilst they sit on their hoardes, Like Dragons. [Chorus] Boomers, Scare the frickin’ Frick out of me. Whilst they post their Facebook rants, Watch us struggle like dying Ants, Suffocated by their capitalist plans, Complain the problem is Avocado toast, And that we stream movies for free.


