[Intro — Deadpan] You had ONE job. [Verse 1] Got the ball Got the gear Got the fans Got the beer Got the coach Got the plan Got a hundred-million-dollar man Wide open Take the shot HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS THAT SPOT? [Pre-Chorus — Building Chaos] Pass it Kick it Throw it Miss it Take another Oh, you missed it! [Chorus — Explosive] Your team can’t score! Your team can’t score! All that money What you paying for? Left! Right! Hit the floor! Your team can’t score! Your team can’t score! [Verse 2 — Sarcastic] New season Same old shit Big contracts Can’t do shit You were talking All last week Now your whole damn Group chat’s weak Where’d you go? You got quiet Guess that scoreboard Started a riot [Pre-Chorus — Building Chaos] Run it Pass it Drop it Fumble Watch your whole Damn season crumble! [Chorus — Explosive] Your team can’t score! Your team can’t score! All that money What you paying for? Left! Right! Hit the floor! Your team can’t score! Your team can’t score! [Bridge — Deadpan Excuses] Bad call. Bad refs. Bad weather. Bad luck. [Pause] Anything but your team, huh? [Breakdown — Escalating] You said it’s our year! You said we’re the best! You bought the damn jersey With your whole damn chest! Now you’re talking About next year? WE’RE STILL IN THIS YEAR! [Final Chorus — Total Chaos] Your team can’t score! Your team can’t score! All that money What you paying for? No points! No pride! Nowhere left For you to hide! Your team can’t score! Your team can’t score! [Final Stop — Deadpan] How many rings you got? [Pause] Yeah. Thought so.
