I clicked accept Before I learned to read Now every little thing Comes with a hidden fee Wake up Clock in Smile when required Remain compliant Until expired Nobody said, There'd be interest on the damage Nobody said, nobody said I'd have to be the one to manage Terms and conditions Apply Apparently I signed For a lifetime No cancellations No reason why I missed the fine print At the bottom of my life Terms and conditions Apply I've felt twenty-nine For about forty years Got fifty in my back And sixty in my fears Wait— Shit I'm not even thirty yet Why the fuck have I got Old-people debt? Press one for sleep. Press two for relief. Press three to stop needing things. Surviving Tier selected. Living requires upgrade. Nobody said, The trial already ended Nobody said, nobody said This came pre-extended Terms and conditions Apply Apparently I signed For a lifetime No cancellations No reason why I missed the fine print At the bottom of my life Terms and conditions Apply Hello? Can I change the terms? Anybody on the line? I want to cancel— Terms are final Don't forget to pay the fee. Terms and conditions Apply They changed the wording But kept the price No cancellations No clean goodbye Just check the little box And continue with your life Terms and conditions Apply I never read them I don't think anybody did ... "Additional charges may apply..." "Hello?" "We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your life’s extended warranty.”
