[Verse] Behold, our highest form, a towering babe, Its colossal, drooling sway, our species' end. We kneel before this diaper-clad decree, And offer up our lives, our fealty. [Chorus] Our grand evolution, reduced to this divine, A chubby-cheeked tyrant, our new, exalted line. We worship at its feet, our reason left behind, As we devolve into the beings we once defined. [Verse] This gargantuan, gurgling god, our sacred shrine, We tend to every whim, its endless cries. For in its helpless sprawl, our future lies, Our pride and joy combined, our species' demise. [Chorus] Our grand evolution, reduced to this divine, A chubby-cheeked tyrant, our new, exalted line. We worship at its feet, our reason left behind, As we devolve into the beings we once defined. [Outro] This towering infant, our ultimate, exalted peak, Where ambition fades, and only needs do speak. We beg for its approval, its blessing, its embrace, For in its infant majesty, we find our rightful place.