Everybody knows old Santa Rides a sleigh through Christmas skies But times are changing, don’t you know? He’s modernised his festive life! Mrs Claus said, “Be practical,” The reindeer need a little rest So Father Christmas signed the forms And Human Resources did the rest! Santa’s got a company car! He’s traded in the old North Star! Mileage claims and parking passes, Snow tyres fitted made of magic! Santa’s got a company car! He doesn’t have to travel far! Cruise control and heated seating… Christmas has become quite fleeting! Dasher’s checking sat-nav routes Comet’s reading motorway signs Rudolph’s got a high-vis jacket Looking absolutely fine! There’s a beacon on the dashboard Elf Insurance paid the fee Even Frosty passed his driving test… On attempt number three! Santa’s got a company car! Electric, with a charging bar! Candy-cane air freshener swinging, Listen to the elves all singing! Santa’s got a company car! The North Pole’s fleet’s gone very far! He still brings joy on Christmas Day… Just with better MPG! Santa’s got a company car! Hip hooray! Hip hooray! Presents packed in the boot tonight! Everything’s all right! Santa’s got a company car! Wave goodbye as he departs! Merry Christmas, one and all… We’ll see you next December!
