Verse 1 Down on the bottom where the cattails sway, I watch those fishermen every day. They fling a worm, they fling a jig, Toss thick worms so shiny and big. (spoken aside) Do they really think I’ll nibble that neon wiggle? Chorus Do you really think I’m a silly-billy fish Who longs to bite a fake bait dish? Oh, no, no— it’s just not so, That’s clearly an American trait, you know! Verse 2 Rubber frogs with googly eyes, Twisty spoons in sparkly disguise. Feathery flies that twirl and spin— I see you grinning, but I won’t give in. Chorus Do you really think I’m a silly-billy fish Who longs to bite a fake bait dish? Oh, no, no— it’s just not so, That’s clearly an American trait, you know! Bridge I don’t trust your intentions When you throw me aquatic inventions! We’ve signed an undersea petition To stop this human condition. Verse 3 You’ve got wobblers, poppers, glittery plugs, Glow-in-the-dark shrimp and bubble-gum bugs. But my belly says, “Nope, keep your plastic buffet— I’ll snack on real river treats today!” Chorus (big finish) Do you really think I’m a silly-billy fish Who longs to bite a fake bait dish? Oh, no, no— it’s just not so, That’s clearly an American trait, you know! (Splash!)
