"Big tits zombie" has a plot, I swear (Remix)

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[Intro - Spoken over lo-fi breakbeat]
[Vocalist 1 - Spoken, defensive]
Alright, before anybody says anything—
I watched it for the plot. The plot. There was a plot... I think.

[Verse 1 - Rapid Trade-Offs]
[Vocalist 1 - Lead] I swear I watched it for the plot, I swear that's what I came for!
[Vocalist 2 - Shouted Response] (ANCIENT BOOKS AND ZOMBIE HORDES!)
[Vocalist 1 - Lead] It had a spa, it had a curse, it had undead sushi!
[Vocalist 2 - Shouted Response] (DON'T BE JUDGING ME!)
[Vocalist 1 - Lead] They said the tits were gonna be big, so I expected quantity,..I mean QUALITY!
[Vocalist 2 - Hypeman] (OVERBLOWN! TOTAL SCAM!)

[Pre-Chorus - Building Tempo]
[Vocalist 1] And yes, I bought the 3D version, but it's not what you think!
[Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (HE NEEDED DEPTH!)
[Vocalist 1] I needed depth for the narrative—the zombies were in 3D!

[Chorus - Call and Response]
[Vocalist 1] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT!
[Vocalist 2] (YOU KNOW HE DID!)
[Vocalist 1] I WAS STUDYING THE CRAFT LIKE A CULTURED KID!
[Vocalist 2] GOT THE 3D GLASSES FITTED TO MY FACE!
[Vocalist 1] DISTRIBUTIN' TASTE ALL OVER THE PLACE!
[Vocalist 2] IT’S HIGH-BROW ART! IT’S CINEMA!
[Vocalist 1] (IT’S PHILOSOPHY!)
[All - Gang Vocals] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT AND IT CAME RIGHT AT ME!

[Bridge - Hard Stop]
[Music cuts - Bass feedback only]
[Vocalist 2 - Spoken, deadpan] Right. So... what was the plot?
[Verse 2 - Rapid Trade-Offs]
[Vocalist 1] There was a Book of the Dead and a necromancy scene!
[Vocalist 2 - Hypeman] (A STRIPPER APOCALYPSE MACHINE!)
[Vocalist 1] A guy raising dead, plus a mutant zombie fish!
[Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (SLAPPED IT RIGHT ON HIS WISHLIST!)
[Vocalist 1] My buddies said, "Bro, you're holding the case in your hand!"
[Vocalist 2 - Hypeman] (WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU PLANNED!)
[Vocalist 1] I said, "It's satirical, ironic, and deep!"
[Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (WHY YOU  WATCHING THAT SCENE ONREPEAT?!)

[Pause]
[Vocalist 2 - Spoken, deadpan] Right. So... what was the plot?
[Vocalist 1 - Spoken, quiet] ...There were zombies.
[All - Shouted Accent Chord] PLOT!

[Chorus - Call and Response]
[Vocalist 1] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT!
[Vocalist 2] (YOU KNOW HE DID!)
[Vocalist 1] I WAS STUDYING THE CRAFT LIKE A CULTURED KID!
[Vocalist 2] GOT THE 3D GLASSES FITTED TO MY FACE!
[Vocalist 1] DIS-TIT-RIBUTIN' TASTE ALL OVER THE PLACE!
[Vocalist 2] IT’S HIGH-BROW ART! IT’S CINEMA!
[Vocalist 1] (IT’S PHILOSOPHY!)
[All - Gang Vocals] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT AND IT CAME RIGHT AT ME!
[Spoken]

[Bridge - Driving Bass Riff & Drum Rimshots]
[Vocalist 1 - Fast, Panicked Delivery] Look, I bought the soundtrack on vinyl! I joined the online forum! I read the Mikamoto manga in its original printed form! I bought the replica hat!
[Vocalist 2 - Spoken, Deadpan over quiet bass] ...Dude, I literally just asked if you wanted to get food.

[Vocalist 1] ......oh
[Big instrumental, guitar riffs]
[Verse 3 - Rapid Trade-Offs]
[Vocalist 1 - Lead] Look, Sora Aoi had a chainsaw and a cowboy hat!
[Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (THAT WAS CINEMATIC GOLD, MAN!)
[Vocalist 1 - Lead] A Goth-Loli reading Shakespeare opened portals to hell!
[Vocalist 2 - Hypeman] (AND A BLUE ONNI IN A SUIT AS WELL!)
[Vocalist 1 - Lead] They played eyeball ping-pong! It was high-brow art!
[Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (SHE FIRED CROTCH FLAMES RIGHT AT THE START!)
[Vocalist 1 - Lead] It's an adaptation of a manga by Rei Mikamoto!
[Chorus - Call and Response]
[Vocalist 1] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT!
[Vocalist 2] (YOU KNOW HE DID!)
[Vocalist 1] I WAS STUDYING THE CRAFT LIKE A CULTURED KID!
[Vocalist 2] GOT THE 3D GLASSES FITTED TO MY FACE!
[Vocalist 1] DIS-TIT-RIBUTIN' TASTE ALL OVER THE PLACE!
[Vocalist 2] IT’S HIGH-BROW ART! IT’S CINEMA!
[Vocalist 1] (IT’S PHILOSOPHY!)
[All - Gang Vocals] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT AND IT CAME RIGHT AT ME!

[Breakdown-High energy, gang shouts]
BIG!
TITS!
ZOMBIE!
BIG!
TITS!
ZOMBIE!
BIG!
TITS!
ZOMBIE!
BIG!
TITS!
ZOMBIE!
[Outro]
I WAS LOOKING AT THE ZOMBIES!
[Music fade out]
[Vocalist 1] ...I swear,

I watched it for the plots
[End]

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[Intro - Spoken over lo-fi breakbeat] [Vocalist 1 - Spoken, defensive] Alright, before anybody says anything— I watched it for the plot. The plot. There was a plot... I think. [Verse 1 - Rapid Trade-Offs] [Vocalist 1 - Lead] I swear I watched it for the plot, I swear that's what I came for! [Vocalist 2 - Shouted Response] (ANCIENT BOOKS AND ZOMBIE HORDES!) [Vocalist 1 - Lead] It had a spa, it had a curse, it had undead sushi! [Vocalist 2 - Shouted Response] (DON'T BE JUDGING ME!) [Vocalist 1 - Lead] They said the tits were gonna be big, so I expected quantity,..I mean QUALITY! [Vocalist 2 - Hypeman] (OVERBLOWN! TOTAL SCAM!) [Pre-Chorus - Building Tempo] [Vocalist 1] And yes, I bought the 3D version, but it's not what you think! [Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (HE NEEDED DEPTH!) [Vocalist 1] I needed depth for the narrative—the zombies were in 3D! [Chorus - Call and Response] [Vocalist 1] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT! [Vocalist 2] (YOU KNOW HE DID!) [Vocalist 1] I WAS STUDYING THE CRAFT LIKE A CULTURED KID! [Vocalist 2] GOT THE 3D GLASSES FITTED TO MY FACE! [Vocalist 1] DISTRIBUTIN' TASTE ALL OVER THE PLACE! [Vocalist 2] IT’S HIGH-BROW ART! IT’S CINEMA! [Vocalist 1] (IT’S PHILOSOPHY!) [All - Gang Vocals] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT AND IT CAME RIGHT AT ME! [Bridge - Hard Stop] [Music cuts - Bass feedback only] [Vocalist 2 - Spoken, deadpan] Right. So... what was the plot? [Verse 2 - Rapid Trade-Offs] [Vocalist 1] There was a Book of the Dead and a necromancy scene! [Vocalist 2 - Hypeman] (A STRIPPER APOCALYPSE MACHINE!) [Vocalist 1] A guy raising dead, plus a mutant zombie fish! [Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (SLAPPED IT RIGHT ON HIS WISHLIST!) [Vocalist 1] My buddies said, "Bro, you're holding the case in your hand!" [Vocalist 2 - Hypeman] (WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU PLANNED!) [Vocalist 1] I said, "It's satirical, ironic, and deep!" [Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (WHY YOU WATCHING THAT SCENE ONREPEAT?!) [Pause] [Vocalist 2 - Spoken, deadpan] Right. So... what was the plot? [Vocalist 1 - Spoken, quiet] ...There were zombies. [All - Shouted Accent Chord] PLOT! [Chorus - Call and Response] [Vocalist 1] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT! [Vocalist 2] (YOU KNOW HE DID!) [Vocalist 1] I WAS STUDYING THE CRAFT LIKE A CULTURED KID! [Vocalist 2] GOT THE 3D GLASSES FITTED TO MY FACE! [Vocalist 1] DIS-TIT-RIBUTIN' TASTE ALL OVER THE PLACE! [Vocalist 2] IT’S HIGH-BROW ART! IT’S CINEMA! [Vocalist 1] (IT’S PHILOSOPHY!) [All - Gang Vocals] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT AND IT CAME RIGHT AT ME! [Spoken] [Bridge - Driving Bass Riff & Drum Rimshots] [Vocalist 1 - Fast, Panicked Delivery] Look, I bought the soundtrack on vinyl! I joined the online forum! I read the Mikamoto manga in its original printed form! I bought the replica hat! [Vocalist 2 - Spoken, Deadpan over quiet bass] ...Dude, I literally just asked if you wanted to get food. [Vocalist 1] ......oh [Big instrumental, guitar riffs] [Verse 3 - Rapid Trade-Offs] [Vocalist 1 - Lead] Look, Sora Aoi had a chainsaw and a cowboy hat! [Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (THAT WAS CINEMATIC GOLD, MAN!) [Vocalist 1 - Lead] A Goth-Loli reading Shakespeare opened portals to hell! [Vocalist 2 - Hypeman] (AND A BLUE ONNI IN A SUIT AS WELL!) [Vocalist 1 - Lead] They played eyeball ping-pong! It was high-brow art! [Vocalist 2 - Shouted] (SHE FIRED CROTCH FLAMES RIGHT AT THE START!) [Vocalist 1 - Lead] It's an adaptation of a manga by Rei Mikamoto! [Chorus - Call and Response] [Vocalist 1] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT! [Vocalist 2] (YOU KNOW HE DID!) [Vocalist 1] I WAS STUDYING THE CRAFT LIKE A CULTURED KID! [Vocalist 2] GOT THE 3D GLASSES FITTED TO MY FACE! [Vocalist 1] DIS-TIT-RIBUTIN' TASTE ALL OVER THE PLACE! [Vocalist 2] IT’S HIGH-BROW ART! IT’S CINEMA! [Vocalist 1] (IT’S PHILOSOPHY!) [All - Gang Vocals] I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT AND IT CAME RIGHT AT ME! [Breakdown-High energy, gang shouts] BIG! TITS! ZOMBIE! BIG! TITS! ZOMBIE! BIG! TITS! ZOMBIE! BIG! TITS! ZOMBIE! [Outro] I WAS LOOKING AT THE ZOMBIES! [Music fade out] [Vocalist 1] ...I swear, I watched it for the plots [End]

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