[singer A] Yo, Uzzy, you’re a joke, Shift start at seven That’s the age of your girlfriend Uzzy Uzzy, you’re a btch, yeah, we see the way you move, Got a job at DPD with a girlfriend with size 3 shoes. Package in your hand, but you’re empty in the head, Sleeping with a kid while you should be in your own bed. Drop it at the door, take a photo, then you flee, You’re the biggest fcking loser in the whole delivery. [transition] [singer B] Have you shaven your rugged pussie Have you shaven your rugged pussie pussie [transition] [singer A]rugged pussie Uzzy’s girlfriends a miner Uzzy's shaggpiece is a miner Uzzy's girlfriends a miner Uzzy don’t care he a dpd driver Picking her up from school in your high-vis yellow, You ain't a "G," you're just a creepy, lonely fellow. She’s looking for a man, she found a DPD driver, Your girlfriends tight but you stretched her wider A minimum wage mosque smelling bottom-tier survivor. "Sorry we caught you." Yeah, that’s what the police said. "Sorry we arrested you." That’s when your girlfriend come round the corner “Arrest him he’s a peedo” Uzzy’s girlfriends a miner Uzzy’s girlfriends a miner You’re a courier for crumbs, Sucking on your little girlfriends thumbs a king of the cardboard, While your girl’s in the back seat, bored, looking for an award. Have you shaven your rugged pussie pussie pussie Uzzy’s girlfriends a miner Uzzy’s girlfriends a miner She is only 7 [melodic interlude] [singer A] When you pass away Uzzy you won’t go to heaven, Leaving packages in the rain, You even beat your girlfriend up she’s in loads of pain Have you shaven your rugged pussie Fck your DPD shorts and your little hand-held screen, You’re the biggest fcking peedo that the ends have ever seen. [transition] [singer A] Return to sender, mate. Nobody wants what you’re selling. Go scan another box and go find someone your own age. Waste man. Uzzy... you’re done. Just remember Uzzy likes em younger
