BOOYAKASHA! Listen up, da massive. It is time for some proper real talk. I is officially becoming independent because da Spiritualist National Union has gone completely standard corporate, they is dressed up in corporate cardigans, turning somethin’ beautiful into something we is not proud of, and I is not havin' it. Spiritualist National Union Spiritualist National Union Me is free from da Spiritualist National Union First of all, day got dis massive hierarchy where everyone thinks day is da big boss. Meanwhile, day is closing down some beautiful Spiritualist churches across da country! And what about dem sellin' off da Waterloo Spiritualist Church? Day dragged it all da way to da High Court in da Spiritualists' National Union v. Kevin West case. Day flogged off da whole property for thousands and thousands of pounds—and da real kicker is dat day didn't pay a single penny for it in da first place! It is an absolute liberty. Spiritualist National Union Spiritualist National Union Me is free from da Spiritualist National Union... Instead of healin' and promotin' mediumship to da people, day is too busy with political infighting and arguing, and day is definitely NOT bigging up animals. Animals got spirits too! On top of dat, day is charging people many hundreds of pounds—just to take courses at the Arthur Findlay College what don't even give CPD points. And don't even get me started on da well serious problems with da teachers' issues, da voting nightmares and da Annual General Meetings Spiritualist National Union Spiritualist National Union Me is free from da Spiritualist National Union... Me and me Julie we likes carnivals but not dis one, innit. Respect. (Using satire to roast the Spiritualist National Union and the Arthur Findley College).
