Nobody Like You

[Verse 1] Welcome, weary traveler, to the finest cave in town! Poly's Coffee, one location, best in all the rundown! Have a seat, don't mind the bones, they're from a five-star crowd You'll be family here forever... some of you I chewed and swallowed proud Charge you for the water, charge you for the air Charge you for the privilege of the bones beneath your chair Small is called a Venti, Venti's called a Small Everybody pays the giant handling fee — that's all! [Pre-Chorus] Master of the cave, grinnin' like a shark I run a friendly business He eats you in the dark And who is this? A freeloader I can smell it on his coat Orders nothin', tips me nothin' Got no name to even quote [Chorus] I hate a nobody like you! No cash, no clout, no name to construe You drink my water, you breathe my air You sit in my cave like you're somebody there I hate a nobody like you! The special tonight is you The special tonight is you The special tonight is you [Verse 2] See, I don't just sell the coffee, friends — round here, the coffee's you I grind the rude ones fine and dark, I foam the sweet ones too Roasted, toasted, oat-milk ghost, a dozen ways to brew And the finest cup I ever poured was somebody... like you Free refills for the owner I'm the king of the carafe Big mug for the giant Little mug for the staff I got the brew, I got the chew, I got the boulder for the door And every mouth that comes in here comes back as something more [Pre-Chorus] Then Ozzy lifts his little chin And says it soft and thin ...they call me Nobody, sir The room goes cold again Poly blinks his single eye Then laughs to shake the rafters down Nobody? Ha! Then it's true I've got your number now [Chorus] I hate a nobody like you! No cash, no clout, no name to construe You drink my water, you breathe my air You sit in my cave like you're somebody there I hate a nobody like you! The special tonight is you The special tonight is you The special tonight is you [Bridge] Poly pours himself a goblet And he drinks it proud and deep Swears the sun was made for sipping Swears the floor was made for sleep He sways like a toppled tower He laughs with a greasy gleam Then Ozzy takes the shining wand And aims at Poly's dream [Final Chorus] I hate a nobody like you! No cash, no clout, no name to construe You drink my water, you breathe my air You sit in my cave like you're somebody there I hate a nobody like you! But Nobody blinded you But Nobody blinded you But Nobody blinded you [Outro] NOBODY BLINDED ME! He bellows to the night NOBODY BLINDED ME! And nobody rushes right The boulder groans, the door gives way The crew slips out alive Poly rages to an empty street And Nobody walks on by