
2026/27 Utah Mammoth | Game 7 | vs Toronto | 5 Ways To Score
[Intro — Playful 80s pop-rock, spoken instructor] Welcome to the Delta Center! Tonight's lesson: How to score a goal... In FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS! Class is in session! [Verse 1 — Bouncy, confident] Lesson number one, sometimes you go alone, Boot took on Ryelee in a class of his own. He danced right around him, then fired on the fly, And StowLarz just watched as the puck whistled by! [Spoken, music stops] "That was a BOOT-iful goal!" [Verse 2 — Funky bass] Lesson number two, it's better with a friend, Trocheck and Cooley had a play to recommend. A no-look backhand, then the puck came right back, Trocheck tapped it home with a textbook attack! [Pre-Chorus — Build] One with the moves, two with the pass, The Mammoth were putting on one heck of a class! The Leafs were scrambling, trying to find their way, But Utah had a few more lessons to display! [Chorus — Big 80s hook, gang vocals] FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS! One with the moves, one with the pass, One with a shorty that stunned the class! One picked a corner, one sealed the deal, Five different scorers made the Delta Center squeal! The Leafs came to town, the lesson was taught, StowLarz looked around for the puck he never caught! FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS! [Verse 3 — Driving guitars] Lesson number three, now here's a little twist, Who says you need five skaters to assist? Sergachev found a loose puck by the net, And scored while shorthanded—Toronto won't forget! [Spoken] "Who needs a power play?" [Verse 4 — Bright, energetic] Lesson number four, the target's in his sight, Gunther fired from the circle and placed it just right. He beat the blocker clean, the puck went flying through, Another perfect lesson for the Mammoth crew! [Pre-Chorus — Build] They came with a plan, but Utah came prepared, The Leafs were chasing shadows everywhere they stared. Four different lessons, four different ways, And one more demonstration to finish off the day! [Chorus — Full band] FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS! One with the moves, one with the pass, One with a shorty that stunned the class! One picked a corner, one sealed the deal, Five different scorers made the Delta Center squeal! The Leafs came to town, the lesson was taught, Stowlarz looked around for the puck he never caught! FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS! [Spoken, bass only] "They were on the Maple Leafs like pen on paper." [Verse 5 — Swaggering guitars] Lesson number five, let's finish with a bang, Keller found Weegar as the final seconds rang. A drop pass, a shot, and the red light shone, Five different scorers, each a goal of his own! [Spoken, triumphant chord] "Five lessons completed!" "And that concludes our—" [Music cuts] "Wait... what?" [Bridge — Suspenseful, ticking percussion] Toronto wasn't finished, they still had a fight, They chipped away at Utah's leed that night. Five-two became five-three, then five-four on the board, The teacher's cheerful lecture couldn't be restored! [Spoken, nervous] "Attention, class. There's been a slight change to the curriculum." "FINAL EXAM!" [Final Exam — Tense, building] Five-four the score, the clock winding down, The Leafs saw their chance to turn it around. A penalty called, one forty-six, Six against four—now that's quite a fix! The Leafs kept on pressing, the tension ran high, But Utah shut the door as the clock ticked by. The Mammoth held firm till the final horn blew, And five different lessons had carried them through! [Silence — spoken, relieved] "They passed." [Final Chorus — Explosive arena rock] FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS! One with the moves, one with the pass, One with a shorty that stunned the class! One picked a corner, one sealed the deal, Five different scorers made the Delta Center squeal! The Leafs came to town, the lesson was taught, Stowlarz looked around for the puck he never caught! FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS! [Victory Tag — Call and response] Five goals! (FIVE GOALS!) Five ways! (FIVE WAYS!) The Mammoth win! Let the music play! [Outro — Spoken, playful] "It wasn't a Picasso, but the Mammoth found a way to get it done." "Class dismissed!" [Final band hit] UTAH!

