[Intro] Good evening. Do come in. You look... delicious. [Verse 1] They paint me as a monster, a beast within a cage A villain in the papers, a terror on the page. They say my habits frighten, that my hobbies are obscene But I simply value hygiene and I keep the kitchen clean! The world is full of vulgar souls, the rude and unrefined I’m doing public service for the sake of all mankind! Why let a boorish census taker waste his life away? When he could be a garnish on a lovely crisp soufflé? [Chorus] Oh, I’m just a man of Impeccable Taste! I believe that nothing should ever go to waste. They call me psychopathic, but I find that rather crude I simply have an appetite for people who are rude! So please pull up a chair, put a napkin on your knee I’m having friends for dinner... won't you join me? [Verse 2] I appreciate the symphony, I love a Dante verse I find a lack of manners is the planet's greatest curse. If you talk during the movie, or you cut inside the line You might end up reduced into a lovely red wine! I’m strictly purely organic, I prefer the meat is free To roam around the cello section of the symphony. It’s culinary justice, it’s a gastronomic art To get to know a person... from the bottom of their heart. [Bridge] Some fava beans... A nice Chianti... It’s not murder, Clarice. It’s catering. [Chorus] Oh, I’m just a man of Impeccable Taste! I believe that nothing should ever go to waste. They call me psychopathic, but I find that rather crude I simply have an appetite for people who are rude! So please pull up a chair, put a napkin on your knee I’m having friends for dinner... won't you join me? [Outro] Check, please.
