The worms crawled in and the worms crawled out Messing with kids as they scream and shout Never laugh when that hurst goes by Conform my child or you may die Three little mice were somehow blind Chasing a sadist keep in mind All in all that is meant to be Scaring the crap out of you and me Nursery Rhymes are treasured some We read each night and it’s all for fun Down came that spider And Sat down beside her And therapy is now one on one Old Mother Hubbard was broke instead Starving a dog until it was dead Oh, what awaits Hansel and Gretel Were they both eaten oh what the hell? Jack and Jill that old euphemism Jack fell that brain aneurysm Ring around a rash so rosy It’s the plague grab me some posie! Nursery Rhymes are treasured some We read each night and it’s all for fun Down came that spider And Sat down beside her And therapy is now one on one Humpty Dumpty had that great fall Too darn fat was the doctor’s call Rock a baby way up in a tree Social services coming for thee! Three little pigs and even those bears Grammas a wolf oh what a scare These are the things go bump in the night Why the hell do nurseries fright! Nursery Rhymes are treasured some We read each night and it’s all for fun Down came that spider And Sat down beside her And therapy is now one on one
