[Intro] As blood fills my lungs! And I gasp for air! I realize... That the United States healthcare system sucks some fat ass hole! I'm dying! [Verse 1] You gotta be shittin' me! One ambulance ride be costing my entire paycheck! They tell me to drink more water! Then charge my ass three thousand dollars! What the fuhk is up with that?! Those doctors are a bunch of twoughts! Scamming people like Indians scam old women! Ahhhhh! [Pre-Chorus] Whoop! Whoop! That's the sound of my bank account drying up! [Chorus] Doctor, give it to me straight! Can I still master bait?! Because I need to relieve some stress for how much you be chargin' me! Fuhk your healthcare system! Fuhk your finger in my ass! For I'd rather get cancer than go bankrupt! Gyatt dayum! [Verse 2] I was gonna buy myself a Brazzers premium membership! But now I can't because I paid three thousand dollars for a fuhking band-aid! Now how will I get my rocks off?! Maybe I'll use your nurse! She does look fine as fuhk, knigger! Maybe I'll charge you five hundred dollars a second to watch me rail that pussee hard as fuhk! 'Cause that'll still be a better deal than the healthcare system! Ahhhhhhh! [Pre-Chorus] Whoop! Whoop! That's the sound of my bank account drying up! [Chorus] Doctor, give it to me straight! Can I still master bait?! Because I need to relieve some stress for how much you be chargin' me! Fuhk your healthcare system! Fuhk your finger in my ass! For I'd rather get cancer than go bankrupt! Gyatt dayum! Hippocratic Oath?! You harmed my bank account! Phaggot! [Solo] [Bridge] Oh, Luigi! My boy Luigi! No, I'm not talking about Mario, knigga! They need to free my boy Luigi! For more healthcare CEOs need to take a dirt nap! Ahhhhhhh! [Chorus] Doctor, give it to me straight! Can I still master bait?! Because I need to relieve some stress for how much you be chargin' me! Fuhk your healthcare system! Fuhk your finger in my ass! For I'd rather get cancer than go bankrupt! Gyatt dayum! Doctor, give it to me straight! Can I still master bait?! Because I need to relieve some stress for how much you be chargin' me! Fuhk your healthcare system! Fuhk your finger in my ass! For I'd rather get cancer than go bankrupt! [Outro] I have been financially raped!
