[Intro] "Okay okay okay~ W H P D, make some noise! It’s the Chief’s E-boy birthday — Time to light up this station!" [Verse 1] Caps lock on, it’s a party ping Quafe in the cup, got the station bling Comets docked, Pacifier parked Chief’s lookin’ sharp with that justice spark Fleet chat’s blowin’ up with cheer "Three years E-boy? Make it loud in here!" Even relic raiders send a cheerwave through But don’t get cocky — he’ll still tackle you [Pre-Chorus] Lights on grid, flash that badge One-man fleet with party swag Dispatch Girl on DJ mode Spinnin' beats like he locks that code [Chorus] Happy warpday, Chief DooShay! Cig lit up in the cutest way Three years young, but law runs deep Still no hole too dark to sweep Spin that fleet, break that bass W H P D lighting up this place From J-space dark to highsec glam Tonight we shout — you’re the man! [Verse 2] Fireworks poppin' off his killboard stats Stylish justice, no cap, just facts BranderBuddy brought the cake through holes Blitzd’s puffin' clouds like birthday scrolls Muh’s in the corner with a meme deck grin Phyve already podded someone in Knightzshade toastin' with a Loki wink And I’m on stage — before I overthink: [Pre-Chorus] Raise those cans, let the moonshine flow To the Chief we love and fear (you know!) No better vibe, no better beat Than DooShay's birthday on this fleet [Chorus] Happy warpday, Chief DooShay! Cloak off, heart on full display Justice flyin’ in party lights Three years deep, still winnin’ fights Quafe confetti, law so clean Station vibes like a karaoke dream W H P D, throw down that sound 'Cause our Chief just shut it down! [Bridge – sparkly synth drop] "To the Chief who never sleeps… Who never blinks… Who podded someone at his last birthday party… You’re the legend, the badge, The vibe." [Final Chorus] Happy warpday, Chief DooShay! Badge up high and beats go cray Three more years? We’ll follow that lead No clone can match that birthday speed Dispatch singin’ just for you Capsuleer king with a noble crew From wormhole storms to neon lights… "Happy E-boy warpday… good night~"
