[INTRO - CHAOTIC BUILD] (SFX: airhorn • microwave ding • door slam) [ALL] FAM—TIME—FIGHTER! Who’s got chores? Who’s got Wi-Fi rights? Let’s gooo! [DROP - TRAP 808s + distorted synth] (V1) You got dishes stacked, it’s a leaning tower! I been workin’ all day, now it’s shower-power hour! (V2) Clothes in a pile like modern art, If dust bunnies were NFTs, you’d be off the chart! (V3) Hold up boomer, it’s called a “vibe,” My room’s a kingdom, chaos is the tribe! (V4) Why mop floors when I can drop scores? I’m level 99 on chores — ignore! (SFX: Roblox “oof!” + cartoon spring) [HOOK - ALL] We’re the FamTimeFighters, screens and chores colliders, Wi-Fi wars and dirty floors, who’s the real provider? Mom’s got rage, Dad’s got bars, Kids got sass and TikTok stars! (SFX: bass bomb + airhorn + “YEAH!”) [VERSE 2 - PARENTS ATTACK] (V1) I said take the dog out, not let it tweet! It’s been barkin’ at ghosts since half past 3! (V2) Laundry mountain’s hittin’ peak Everest, You wear hoodies from 2023 — impressed? (V3) You talk big but you can’t fold socks, You’d rather make beats than clean these blocks! (V4) Screens glow red, our patience thin, You got one more “okay mom” and we log you out again! (SFX: “Windows error” sound • record scratch) [PRE-DROP] (V1) Alexa — drop the beat and the attitude! (V3) Siri said “no,” that’s a bad mood! (V2) Dishes ain’t done but TikToks posted— (V4) I cleaned my room once, Mom still ghosted! [DROP - GLITCH 808 RIOT] (SFX: Skibidi Toilet yell • boing • airhorn spam) (Beat goes half-time for a moment then explodes) [BRIDGE - CHAOS CHORUS] [ALL] FamTimeFighter — we don’t fold! Soap and screentime turn to gold! Mops are microphones, brooms are swords, Laundry wars and leaderboards! (SFX: battle chant + vacuum revving like an engine) [FINAL CHORUS – FAMILY TRUCE] (V1) Alright crew, we done for the night, (V2) Floors are clean, screens look bright. (V3) Deal’s a deal, now hand me that remote, (V4) After I walk the dog… in a bathrobe! [ALL – CHANT] FamTimeFighter ’til the router dies, Family chaos, we monetize! (SFX: dog bark • applause • bass glitch fade)
