[Verse] Woke up this mornin', broke as can be, Checked my wallet, it winked back at me. Got a plan in my pocket, a trip down the street, Gonna get to the H-E-B, on a Lyft seat. [Verse 2] Climb in that Prius, tell the driver, "Let's go!" He smells like fast food, but he's got a smooth flow. Got coupons in one hand, a prayer in the other, I'm headin' for savings like a kid to his mother. [Chorus] Lyftin’ to the H-E-B, living check to check, Coupons in my hand, feelin' like a wreck. Gonna buy that ramen, cans of beans so fine, Laughin' at my troubles, drinkin' Costco wine. [Verse 3] Glimpse of the aisles, my heart skips a beat, Grabbin' those bargains, ain't no need for deceit. That ten-cent toothpaste, them two-for-one beans, Feels like Christmas, livin' frugal dreams. [Bridge] H-E-B see me rollin', on a Lyft ride so sly, All those coupons, my budget high and dry. Fancy folks can keep their fancy stores, H-E-B's where I’m findin' gold in grocery wars. [Verse 4] Checkout lady's smilin', rings up my stuff, Twenty bucks in my wallet, that’s more than enough. Toss her a coupon, she chuckles at my luck, Headin’ back home with a fresh pluckin’ cluck.
