[Intro] He’s the hero We did not request But the world’s in danger From his… gaseous chest? (wait what?) [Verse 1] He was mild-mannered Office nerd Till a taco truck went super-charged Glowing sauce on a folding chair Now his backside’s basically a shooting star Radioactive in the restroom stall Blew the doors clean off the mall Now he zips up his hazmat pants Saving lives with weaponized gas [Chorus] He’s the rear ender renegader(rear ender!!!) Clearing out a room in one deep cut (one blast!) You can run You can scream You can pray for air But the silent ones hit when there’s nobody there Yeah The Rear ender renegader(rear ender!!!) Whole army gone with a tiny “pffft” (so rude) When the world goes dark and the villains start He just turns around and… *releases the art* [Verse 2] Poop shoot primed like a turret gun Walking farts on a victory run Every step Little pow-pow sound Leaves crop circles in the playground ground Silent but deadly Stealth attack You don’t hear a thing till your nose goes black He’s a one-cheek sneak with a loaded rear If he smiles kind of slow Better clear that pier [Chorus] He’s the Rear ender renegader(rear ender!!!) Clearing out a room in one deep cut (oh no) You can run You can gag You can blame the dog But the blast wave’s visible like a cartoon fog Yeah The Rear ender renegader(rear ender!!!) Whole gang drops from a “who did what?” (that guy) When the bad guys charge and they think they’re smart He just clench Then *boom*—nuclear heart [Bridge] [Beat drops Crowd chants] “Hold it in! Hold it in!” (don’t you dare) But the pressure builds Can’t save that chair From a gentle puff to a shockwave burst He’s the only hero who can make evil smell worse [Chorus] He’s the Rear ender renegader(rear ender!!!) Clearing out a room in one deep cut (one blast) You can laugh You can cry You can call it crude But he’s saving the earth with digestive mood Yeah The Rear ender renegader(rear ender!!!) Statue made from a “splat” and a “thud” (so proud) When the credits roll and the trumpets start It’s just him on a throne Breaking wind like art
