**“Drew Merdy’s Toes”** Dawgs walks in with a secret stare, Acting real calm like he doesn’t care. But everybody knows when Drew comes through, There’s only one thing Dawgs wants to view. He ain’t impressed by a fancy fit, Don’t care about chains or a fresh new drip. One little glimpse and he loses control, Drew Merdy’s feet got a hold on his soul. Dawgs, Dawgs, down on the floor, Acting like he’s never seen toes before. Chunky and hairy, perfect and true, Nobody’s feet hit different like Drew. Drew Merdy, baby, you got him weak, Every little step got him losing speech. He’s obsessed, everybody knows, Dawgs fell in love with Drew Merdy’s toes. He tried to deny it, tried to play cool, Said, “Nah, I’m normal,” but we ain’t fools. Drew wears slides and the room goes still, Dawgs in the corner fighting for his will. Hair on the toes, shape so divine, Chunky little legends walking through his mind. No other pair could ever compete, Dawgs found heaven at Drew Merdy’s feet. Dawgs, Dawgs, down on the floor, Acting like he’s never seen toes before. Chunky and hairy, perfect and true, Nobody’s feet hit different like Drew. Drew Merdy, baby, you got him weak, Every little step got him losing speech. He’s obsessed, everybody knows, Dawgs fell in love with Drew Merdy’s toes. He don’t need roses, he don’t need wine, Just Drew in sandals and a little sunshine. Call it strange, call it sweet, Dawgs found romance in a pair of feet. And when Drew walks by, slow and proud, Dawgs gets quiet in the middle of the crowd. A chunky little step, a hairy little glow, Now the whole chat’s screaming, “Dawgs, we know!” Dawgs, Dawgs, down on the floor, Acting like he’s never seen toes before. Chunky and hairy, perfect and true, Nobody’s feet hit different like Drew. Drew Merdy, baby, you got him weak, Every little step got him losing speech. He’s obsessed, everybody knows, Dawgs fell in love with Drew Merdy’s toes. So let him dream, let him stare, At Drew’s perfect feet with the little toe hair. Dawgs don’t care who laughs or knows, His heart belongs to Drew Merdy’s toes.