Hi there are you really listening? Are the short hairs up and bristling? Yes, the short hairs up and bristling OK, OK, then here we go Let’s put on an awesome show Let’s put on an awesome show This is the story of Fireman Fred And his fire engine coloured red And his fire engine coloured red You got it, but it’s better when We turn the volume up to ten We turn the volume up to ten Cat is on a hot tin roof Can’t get down an that’s the truth Send for Fred the fireman Fred will bring his catching net Cool the roof and make it wet Fred the worlds best fireman Fish are flying in the air Landing in The Village Square Send for Fred the fireman Can you hear the schoolboy wailing? Got his head stuck in the railing. Send for Fred the Fireman Baby’s stuck with superglue We know what we have to do Send for Fred the fireman When his own house caught on fire Fred decided to retire Don’t send for Fred the Fireman Fred didn’t let it all defeat him Wasn’t going to let life beat him Wasn’t going to let life beat him So he changed his occupation Selling fireworks to the nation Selling fireworks to the nation Through this very clever plan Now he’s Fred the fireworks man Now he’s Fred the fireworks man
