(Verse 1) Sittin’ in my room, chips all on the floor, Netflix on, checkin’ mods I don’t care for. My cat stares like I’m insane, My toast is burnt, but who’s to blame? (Pre-Chorus) Everybody says, “Go out, make something of your life!” I say, “Nah, I’ll chill here, avoid the strife.” (Chorus) Alone, I’m alone, yeah, I love it, No drama, no stress, just me and my burger profit. Alone, the world’s too loud, I stay quiet, My couch is my throne, my remote a riot. (Verse 2) My friends post selfies, I post pizza pics, Mirror says, “Hey man, you don’t look that sick.” Outside it’s raining, inside popcorn explodes, I’m the king of my little solo-mode. (Pre-Chorus) Everybody says, “Dude, don’t miss out!” I say, “Thanks, nah, I’ll stay here with my couch clout.” (Chorus) Alone, I’m alone, yeah, I love it, No drama, no stress, just me and my burger profit. Alone, the world’s too loud, I stay quiet, My couch is my throne, my remote a riot. (Bridge) Buildin’ forts from pillows and old comics, My shadow’s my homie, life’s ironic. If the world’s on fire, I just laugh, Being alone means I miss not a single half. (Chorus/Outro) Alone, yeah, alone, I rock this place, No drama, no stress, just me, my dog, and space. Alone, oh yeah, the world’s too loud, My couch is my throne, my remote my crown.